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This is what's been going on in my world for the last 18 hours or so... About 1 am Jake yerked up an unusual amount of blood.
At least I think it was yerked and not from the other end...
Anyway, we have no emergency vet so I did the only thing I knew - I googled. Well, cat/vomit/blood gets you nice little entries that say things like, "nothing too bad..."
Erm, when was the last time you yerked up blood and it was "nothing too bad?"
I was worried sick. He wasn't acting strange but I didn't sleep until I could get the big guy to the vet's. Where again, I got the, "nothing too serious," spiel, Jake got violated in several orifices and two shots and $32 later we are home.
Poor snup. I am supposed to watch him. The doc thinks at the worst it is an ulcer and may be as little as a hairball irritating his system...
I forgot to mention that my vet seems to have hired an ex con. How do I know? Well, something about all the ARYAN NATION tats tipped me off.
Given, he's tried to cover them up with even more elaborate tatooing but uhm, well, they just didn't do a good enough job. Who knew swastikas would be so hard to disguise... Frankly I am a little freaked out about the whole thing.
The other crazy thing was that I noticed two smallish boxes on their front porch while I was waiting for them to open.
First, as I went through the doors I heard, "god dammit, I wish I could put a bullit through their heads." (If you are thinking it was my new favorite and only nazi buddy, well you would be right.) Anyway, some FREAK, had stuffed 12 pit bull PUPPIES into those boxes like sardines and then duct taped the boxes so they couldn't get out. Are you outraged yet? Well, if not, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME IT HAS HAPPENED!!!!!!! F*CKERS.
Now, one kind soul who owns a pet store and is a breeder had been there checking on a dog who had to have a c-section the day before. He took 4 of the pups because he thought he could sell them. If the other 8 aren't adopted after a couple of weeks - they will have to be put down. There wasn't one person in that office who wasn't sick over the whole thing... Oh, and Jake has leaked a couple of times this afternoon - if you had a rod shoved up your hoo hoo you would leak too.
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