Neko

Stroke it...

04.28.06 (10:40 pm)

...stroke my baby in the upper left corner.  She'll follow you anywhere. Actually, I will too at this point.

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::SCREAMS:: No more Just Jared. No more DListed. No more!!!

04.28.06 (10:28 pm)

I could give a big fat shit about Nick and Jessica, Brangelina whoever this Lindsey Lohan person is and anyone else in Hollywood!  Well, that's not true exactly - I like watching Nick and Jessica actually.  Well, Nick anyway... I digress, I had the day off and was going through my favorite gossip blogs and came to the realization that it's not the people putting the gossip out there that I hate but the people who feel the need to comment about the stories once they are posted.  Come on, you just know that "jizzSTAR82" is shoving fritos and Pepsi down their cellulite ringed throat while they piss and moan about fat Mariah is getting. For fuck's sake - get over it.  Let them be regular people who just happen to prostitute themselves and their personal lives to, in fact, live a more interesting life than we do.  If Nicole Richey doesn't want to eat, she doesn't have to!  Leave her alone.  Wasn't that you "jizz" baby bitching last year about how fat she was?   Starr Jones KNOWS her body is now so badly out of proportion she will be the African American equivalent of Joan Rivers before the plastic surgeon can correct everything - she doesn't need *you* pointing it out too! ...and what is with the Mariah Carey hate?  I can't even name a song the woman sings and she makes more money than a retiring Exxon exec but Christ on a cross, what did she ever  REALLY do to you?  What did any of them do? Okay, so they quite likely have more money and face recognition than you do.  I make this assumption because while they are getting photographed, interviewed, stalked you are sitting at a computer reading about it.  Which leads me to believe that they probably have more of a life than you do too - unless, "jizzSTAR82" you are, in fact, an Val Kilmer&n bsp;in he news?  Farrah honey - say it ain't so?!  Put down the Pepsi and get your bottle of Fiji water, and have a meltdown in a pilates class!  Val, wrangle an invitation to the next mothership event at LA's  Scientology temple and let people talk about you!!!!   Think of this as an intervention!!!  Stop living your life through others and do something for yourselves!  What you're doing now just isn't healthy! Now, I have half a dozen other gossip sites to hit - later.

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Snow Falling on Washington

04.27.06 (6:22 pm)

I'm thrilled. Dignity, having left the building is now being followed by his little brother, credibility.  Fox News has an inside seat in the White House and reporters will soon be treated to verbal barbs not unlike those of Limbaugh on an Oxy high.  While David Gregory's head explodes and the rest of the White House press corp runs off with their tails between their legs it leaves me to wax melancholic for the days when you got an answer to a question.

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Let's Impeach the President - Neil Young

04.27.06 (7:10 am)

Let’s impeach the president for lying And leading our country into war Abusing all the power that we gave him And shipping all our money out the door He’s the man who hired all the criminals The White House shadows who hide behind closed doors And bend the facts to fit with their new stories Of why we have to send our men to war Let’s impeach the president for spying On citizens inside their own homes Breaking every law in the country By tapping our computers and telephones What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees Would New Orleans have been safer that way Sheltered by our government’s protection Or was someone just not home that day? Let’s impeach the president For hijacking our religion and using it to get elected Dividing our country into colors And still leaving black people neglected Thank god he’s racking down on steroids Since he sold his old baseball team There’s lot of people looking at big trouble But of course the president is clean Thank God -Neil Young

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Update

04.26.06 (7:03 pm)

...okay, so maybe my last post was a bit melodramatic.  I had a biopsy done and get the results Monday. On a related note, never underestimate the imporatance of picking the proper underwear for a last minute doctor's visit.  If you live in a small town, and one of the doctor's who may be consulting in your case is your next door neighbor, you might not want to choose the green thong with PORNSTAR written in purple glitter across the front.  A wiser choice might just possibly be the white "boy briefs" you wear with your low riders.  ...for example, of course...

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Fuck.

04.25.06 (6:14 pm)

I think I have skin cancer AND I have no health insurance. It was nice knowing you all.

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AFTER...

04.23.06 (3:21 pm)

AFTER THEIR DEATH You might be covered by eyelids closed over your whole being, or reach with desperation for something alive to hold onto. Your fingertips will hide in a fist. No more palms open to life. Humbled, the very ground will seem so large. Someday the earth will own you. Or you see theres no time to waste, and plow into previously feared goals. Try to be patient if it takes you years to return. This is the exit from Eden, when you have chosen life while wanting to die. This is the fall that gives wisdom, perspective, gratefulness. It is worth the crawl, back to life. -Judith Pordon

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Unconcscious Mutterings

04.23.06 (3:13 pm)

Rising:: BAD MOON Third:: degree Disruptive:: moment Surround:: sound Distant:: thunder Suction:: cup Fried:: chicken Nuggets:: chicken Clip:: art San Antonio: stroll

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Pandas

04.21.06 (7:26 am)

Erm, I  like them - the President of their country I don't like so much. The man is a criminal.  In the general scheme of things - if Saddam is bad, Hu is freakin' evil.  Does that put things into perspective?  Yet here we are, having nice little business luncheons for him at the White House.  Yay BUSH.  Excuse me while I step out of a puddle of sarcasm. Speaking of Bush, nice work by your cronies.  Let's see, we wrecked the intro of their National Anthem - Taiwan and China are not exactly on the best of terms, introduced Hu to free speech in a way he will never forget, PRESEEEEEEEEDENT BOOOOOOSH! PRES-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-DE NT BUSH!!!!!  Falooooooun Gong! FA-LOOOOOOOOON-Gooooong!! !!!, and in possibly the worst social faux pas since his father puked in the Japanese PM's lap, Bush grabs him by the sleeve when he begins to exit the platfrom incorrectly.  When my mom did that to me in high school I was mortified.  Bush is lucky he didn't get the Chinese equivalent of a bitch slap, or maybe Hu is just waiting for the right moment...

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Seen on Bumpersticker

04.04.06 (7:50 am)

Iraq, Arabic for Vietnam

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My Princess Name

04.02.06 (1:39 pm)

There is always time for silliness. Princess Name Your Princess Name is Gail the Eccentric, Princess of Merrimont Get Your Princess Name at Quizopolis.com

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Unconcscious Mutterings

04.01.06 (7:52 pm)

Glass castle:: throwing stones Preserved:: perverted Jealousy:: Hey... Territory:: mine Coffee:: klatch Stephen:: King Slut:: Not going there Dynamic:: Duo Daybreak:: Manilow Dew:: Mountain

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Today

04.01.06 (8:56 am)

If the lonlinenss and self-loathing don't kill ya, the booze  and  meaningless sex will. No better than isolation and pills really, no better than religion, or anger or the release a blade can give...  It's all escape. People are so goddamn disappointing.  The immense potential never pursued ... and I am not talking about some bullshit degree from some bullshit college.  I am talking about on the inside. Use or be used, hurt or be hurt, fuck or do the fucking...  Greed over benevolence, knowledge over wisdom, abandon over consequence. It's all pointless really.  No matter what you think, what your disease, what your aberration, you choose your path.  It's just so damn easy to pick the path of least resistance.

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