Neko

NEWSFLASH!

12.31.05 (11:55 am)

I've been FIRED! AGAIN.

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Unconscious Mutterings

12.26.05 (11:10 am)

Virus:: chicken Poop:: chicken Smart:: not chicken Agent:: 99 Wrap:: Saran Brass:: Balls Waste of time:: work  Suspicious:: Minds 360:: degrees Dummy:: Crash test

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Bush to America, Bush to America

12.19.05 (3:35 pm)

Look deeply into my eyes, deeply, that's it.  Deeper...  You are getting sleeeepy, very sleeeeepy... Repeat after me, "we are not losing the war,"  there, that's it, now, try it again but add, "we are not losing the war, and I am not violating anyone's civil liberties..."

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Unconscious Mutterings

12.18.05 (4:48 pm)

Replenish:: the earth, cycles People:: , people who need people, are the luckiest people... $*%&#$ Streisand commercial. Trend:: fun! Girlfriends:: not enough Spirit:: s in the night... Banshee:: me Oasis:: Midnight Thrills:: Chills, Spills Fountain:: of youth Boxes:: of dreams

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Atheists, Lisbons and Polar Bears, OH MY!

12.18.05 (3:42 pm)

I walk a fine between exposing my soul on this blog and whoring quizzies and meaningless links to the etherworld. Why?  Well, it's a small world and I live in an even smaller town.  I will spell it out.  I want to keep my job. There comes a point however, when one must make a stand.  This morning's AM braodcast, has pushed me to that point, and over the line. I play the crazy*little*pentecostal preacher because it is my job.  Because I am paid to.  Because, at times he brings me deep joy.  Yes, that joy is self-servicing born from a place deep within that assures me I am far saner than at least some in this world, but with this joy also comes regret.  Regret that there are those who not only follow this man's teachings, but take them as the ::cough, cough:: gospel truth. Having said that.  How in the hell do you work, Madelyn Murray O'Hare, Martin Luther King Jr., the founding fathers, Darwin, and Lisbons in the same run on sentence? ...and just so you know, we are talking about the Lisbons, not from Portugal, but these Lisbons. As many of you know, nary a good sermon is complete without the prerequisite parable. Today the good preacher spoke of  a missionary.  This missionary  is stranded in the remotest part of the world, where polar bears live and all good people leave missionary's to die. He had no food, no water and was freezing to death. Though things looked bleak this missionary did not give up his faith in God. Miraculously a polar bear came by and rescued him. This polar bear too the good missionary to a polar bear den. At night, the polar bear would snuggle up to him and keep him warm. This polar bear would protect the good missionary from the other polar bears, and, every day, after being gone all day, would bring the good missionar a sack lunch. A sack lunch in a brown paper bag... The missionary not only never, ever, gave up on his faith in God, he found it fortified by the miracle of the polar bear. When the thaw finally came and the good missionary made his way back to town, he proclaimed his story to all who would listen. Many of the town folks thought he was crazy until the local snow plow driver stood by his side and said, "I know the good missionary is telling the truth. I knew my lunches couldn't have disappeared into thin air..." It's time for the rimshot right?  Uhm, I'm not sure.  Perhaps you had to be there, but I am not entirely sure crazy*little*pentecostal preacher thought it was a joke.  As a finishing touch, crazy*little*pentecostal preacher lit up some fire and brimstone, revealed that the revelations were indeed revealed in the book of Revelations, hurricanes/earthquakes/Milton Keynes were all signs of the nearing apocalypse and generally just scared the shit out of me.  I don't need this on Sunday mornings.  I should be in bed, dreaming of sugarplums and what not.  It's Christmas time for CHRIST'S SAKE!

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Yeah, it's another one.

12.15.05 (5:16 pm)

What Mystical Land were you born in?(anime pics) brought to you by Quizilla

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::mopes::

12.15.05 (5:08 pm)

Right they are.   Your 2005 Song Is Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day "My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating" In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care. What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

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Rowwr...

12.14.05 (5:41 pm)

Richard Which Anita Blake Character Is Your Ideal Mate? brought to you by Quizilla

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And the Oscar goes to...

12.13.05 (7:03 pm)

Roger Corman Your film will be 50% romantic, 22% comedy, 44% complex plot, and a $ 33 million budget. An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic! My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 8% on action-romance You scored higher than 10% on humor You scored higher than 71% on complexity You scored higher than 50% on budget Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Flirty

12.13.05 (5:23 pm)

Demure Flirt What Kind of FLIRT are you? brought to you by Quizilla

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Old friends.

12.13.05 (5:13 pm)

What is it about hearing from someone you've lost touch with that makes your world just a little bit better.  A spark of hope maybe? Happiness is like riding a bike right - once you've learned, you never really forget.  You've just got to get back up on that bike again...

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Unconscious Mutterings

12.11.05 (10:29 am)

Stalker:: Night Outrageous:: Graham Norton Carrying:: a disease Spirited:: High Oh!:: My! Grid:: lock Country:: Music Karen:: Carpenter Candles:: in the wind Relationship:: what's that?

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Creepy how sometimes they get things right.

12.03.05 (4:18 pm)

You Are Tangerine You are a beautiful person, in a wistful kind of way. If you could, you would spend all your time daydreaming and writing poetry. You are a tragic beauty. You are sensitive and caring, and you don't take insults well. You don't smile much, but when you do, you really mean it. People like to be around you because you are a calming influence. You have an appreciation for all things beautiful, and you probably have some potted plants. You also most likely own a cat. You like Sundays and hot tea. You will spend your entire life yearning for quiet beauty, which is a rarity in this world, so you read a lot. Everyone you know thinks you're "nice." Take the Which Led Zeppelin Song Are You? Quiz I am still looking for my rum.

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Captain Jack Will Get You High Tonight

12.03.05 (3:58 pm)

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. Captain Jack Sparrow 75% Batman, the Dark Knight 67% William Wallace 50% Indiana Jones 46% Maximus 42% The Terminator 42% Lara Croft 33% The Amazing Spider-Man 33% Neo, the "One" 33% James Bond, Agent 007 33% El Zorro 8% Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

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~Triste~

12.03.05 (3:38 pm)

Your French name is ~Triste~ which means 'sad'. You are disapointed in life and wish there was a way to fix it. Life has no meaning to you and you can't enjoy it. You have not quite given up hope, however... What is your French name? brought to you by Quizilla

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A C? I got a C?

12.03.05 (3:36 pm)

Cinema Geek the joy, you scored 77! Not awfull, which means you watch movies at least, or gave up on google. Either way, hopefully you'll think twice before going to the local theater to rot your brain with spiderman. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on movies Link: The Get your google ready movie Test written by agoginnashell on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Unconscious Mutterings

12.03.05 (3:26 pm)

Stuffed:: Animal Armstrong:: Lance Bruise:: wound Content:: mal Musical:: ity Assistance::help Scrambling:: eggs Battle:: Bulge Extended:: loss Discount:: bin

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Like that Bachelor Party, Dead Whore movie.

12.03.05 (3:22 pm)

The one with Cameron Diaz as the bride... Now what was that called... The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum. Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

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