Neko

 

 






†HAMLET†


SHAKESPEARE


†Ophelia†
There is a willow grows
ascaunt the brook,
That shows his hoar
leaves in the glassy stream.


Therewith fantastic garlands
did she make
Of crow-flowers, nettles,
daisies, and long purples,
That liberal shepherds give
a grosser name,
But our cold maids
do dead men's fingers call them.


There on the pendant
boughs her crownet weeds
Clamb'ring to hang,
an envious sliver broke,
When down her weedy
trophies and herself
Fell in the weeping brook.


Her clothes spread wide,
And mermaid-like
a while they bore her up;
Which time she chanted
snatches of old lauds,
As one incapable
of her own distress,
Or like a creature native
and indued unto that element.


But long it could not be
Till that her garments,
heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch
from her melodious lay
To muddy death.



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Chemical Burn
07.25.05 (5:49 pm)

Erm, small mishap with the NAIR this last weekend.  Do yourselves a favore - test more than "the patch" recommended on the instructions....


Praise be unto the creator I wax my bikini area...

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Unconcious Mutterings
07.24.05 (4:23 pm)



  1. Believing:: something jaded
  2. Invasion:: body snatchers
  3. Boys:: will be boys
  4. Island;:: FATE
  5. Repeatedly:: futile
  6. Normal:: Abbie
  7. Hex:: Potter
  8. Tuxedo:: Virgin
  9. Virgin:: Ah, and I didn't even read ahead...
  10. Cereal:: grape nuts
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UK
07.21.05 (3:56 pm)
FUCK!
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Slanguages
07.21.05 (3:52 pm)


















Your Slanguage Profile

British Slang: 50%
Canadian Slang: 50%
Prison Slang: 50%
Southern Slang: 50%
Aussie Slang: 25%
New England Slang: 25%
Victorian Slang: 25%

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Unconconscious Mutterings
07.17.05 (7:43 am)



  1. Tolerate:: life
  2. Release:: sweet
  3. My soul:: mourning
  4. Sax;:: drugs and rock and roll.
  5. HP: Harry Potter, Hewlett Packard, ACH-PEE
  6. Worth:: self
  7. Rockstar:: MOI
  8. Terrify:: ing
  9. Knock me off my feet:: love
  10. Taunt:: love
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Source Unknown
07.16.05 (7:32 am)
Useful Military Warnings

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket
Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S.
Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you
least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's
left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you
just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry
Journal

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col.
David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an
ambush." - Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown
Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your
Buddies

(And lastly)

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." -
U.S. Ammo Troop

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Unconconscious Mutterings
07.10.05 (12:25 pm)



  1. Do-it-yourself:: kit
  2. Pickpocket:: highly skilled
  3. Ballet:: recital
  4. Resumé:: :ppppphhhhhttttt...
  5. Phenom: enon
  6. Love/Hate:: relationship
  7. Unusual:: relationship
  8. Intense:: relationship
  9. Interruption:: relationship
  10. Not enough:: relationship

...beginning to see a pattern...

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Stand Strong
07.07.05 (3:49 am)

 


 


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UM
07.03.05 (6:13 pm)



  1. Statistics:: My personal nightmare.  Thank you.


  2. Grin:: shit eating


  3. Saturn:: rings


  4. Fulfilled:: self


  5. Life plan: got off the map


  6. Cult:: of personality


  7. Lily:: Taylor


  8. Stalemate:: life plan 


  9. Celebration:: Daft Punk


  10. Underwear:: outerwear


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