VIRUS SCAN - everyone should do this at least once.

11.28.05 (7:08 pm)

Click here to scan your system. I currently suffer from: Human Virus Scanner   Viruses I suffer from: Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Religion Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Politics Stop caring! Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Macintosh Use a mouse with more than one button. Prog Rock Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. Viruses I might suffer from: Linux (80%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. USA (70%) Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] Cthulhu (70%) Read some Enid Blyton. Industrial (70%) Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band. BBCB (70%) CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing." 8-Bit (70%) Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough. British (65%) No need for cure. Benign virus. Free BSD (90%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Discordia (60%) Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Computer Games (80%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Japan (60%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

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Do you believe?

11.27.05 (6:08 pm)

Amazon.com just reccommended, Breast Implants: Everything You Need to Know by Nancy Bruning Average Customer Review: Publication Date: June 15, 2002 Because I rated, . C'mon. That's funny.

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Huh.

11.26.05 (5:40 pm)

I am in the middle of an existential crisis. Funny, it isn't nearly as interesting as I thought it might be.

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Unconscious Mutterings

11.24.05 (8:40 pm)

Heads up:: Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out! Kicker:: Shit Aggressive:: passive Getting ugly:: U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you UGLY To be continued:: at a time more convenient for me Twist:: and shout Form:: less On the road:: again, Canned Heat, Willie Import:: ant Flowers:: You don't send me

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LMAO

11.23.05 (6:53 pm)

What's a hornivore?   The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf) Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper. You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. Your exact opposite: The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs. BEWARE: The Hornivore CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: BabyzGotBluEyez

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EX

11.23.05 (6:39 pm)

You Are An Invisible Ex You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind As they say, indifference is the opposite of love! What Type of Ex Are You?

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My favorite position

11.23.05 (6:37 pm)

What Your Sleeping Position Says You have a passion for everything - including sleeping. Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well. You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers. You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

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Where has he been all my life.

11.13.05 (5:54 pm)

I suppose I am fickle. Forget BF 4.0 - I now have an - here's there 24/7 and he's programmable.

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Unconscious Mutterings

11.13.05 (5:01 pm)

Mighty:: Aphrodite Gotta find time to ....:: relax Statistic:: I'm just another Midnight:: at the Oasis Thaw:: funny word, to slowly unfreeze... rhymes with claw Hips:: shaker Reader:: meter Related:: closely Brilliant:: absolutely Posture:: poor

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The oncoming break down is brought to you by ex-boyfriend 4.0

11.13.05 (4:47 pm)

Why do I break down when I hear about him? So he's lost a lot of weight - why is my first thought, "well of course he has, he is no longer eating himself to death because I made him so unhappy." So he's moving to a new place cause he's found a wonderful new job that pays even more than the incredible salary he had before - why do I think, "of course he wanted out, I am a miserable failure at everything I try." It never could have worked between us. I just haven't been able to live up to his standards  -  or mine for that matter.

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Retro Baby

11.13.05 (4:35 pm)

Your Inner Retro Girl Is 1980s Goth Girl What Retro Girl Are You?

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Sha La La La

11.13.05 (4:32 pm)

Your 80s Heartthrob Is Michael J. Fox Who's Your 80's Heartthrob? Alex P. Keaton of Family Ties. I could have told you this without taking the test.

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This is comforting

11.13.05 (4:28 pm)

Your Life is Like Better Off Dead... What John Cusack movie are you?

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Oui.

11.13.05 (4:24 pm)

Your Hat Personality Is A Beret What Hat Are You?

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Drudgery

11.07.05 (4:05 pm)

Matt Drudge is beside himself over Brokeback Mountain. Fer Chrissakes, of course there are gay cowboys - hello? Has he ever seen the Village People?

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Gimme a Redneck Boy

11.06.05 (7:45 am)

Redneck guy from a few months ago called and we went to the movies on Friday night. Uhm, "Doom," was the only thing we could catch. It really tested the boundaries of BAD. At least I didn't pay... I wish Redneck was a keeper - we have fun. Oh, and he tells me if I would just play dumb and wear tighter shirts I could have a lot more fun around here. That made me laugh. For one thing, he is right. ...and for another - it's his brutal honesty that's attractive. Hehehe... After the movie we went to IHOP where the locals were scarier than ever - Redneck pointed out that they were much more the type to enjoy dumb girls in tight t-shirts than ones who get a little passionate about the riots in France.

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Paris Is Burning

11.06.05 (7:13 am)

No, not the heiress to the Hilton fortune - one does hope however. This =http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9...Paris. =http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/eu...BBC =http://www.bloomberg.com/apps...Bloomberg Why the entry? I can't believe this isn't getting more media attention. It's amazing. French women in these ghettoes are burned to death for not upholding Muslim tradition, dwellers are impoverished, and now they are rioting - why don't we hear more about this? I know actually, it's because most could care less what happens outside their hometowns forget their state, elsewhere in the US and the world. I have these spells when I wonder why I bothered with an education - I live and work where my opionions are not valued because I am a woman, have been told I am brainwashed because I listen to BBC news on occasion and have been advised to not act so intellectual and people will like me more. Some of the most intelligent people, especially women, I have ever met have been from here, I listen to them - does anyone else? Do the people here really think an intelligent woman is an enigma - or, more likely, a harpy... GODDAMN when did life and people in general get to be so disappointing?

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Meh.

11.05.05 (1:42 pm)

You are a samurai. You are skilled, balanced, and deadly. You hold honor to your highest value. As a samurai, you not only know how to fight, but you also know the skills on how to live.(i.e. cooking, household chores, e.t.c) You protect your homeland, and village against any threat that might ovepower it, and would never leave any of your comrades behind. You are the right person to go to for advice, for you are wise beyond your years. You fight for what you believe in, and also for what is right, nothing else! Weapon: Katana Value: Honor Feelings: calm and confident What Type of Warrior are You. (For Girls AND Boys) Long quiz. Be prepared. brought to you by Quizilla

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Feh.

11.05.05 (1:34 pm)

A'ight, who has more time on their hands, the person who made this quiz, or me for taking it? Problematic isn't it? #1 Seven years ago, you witnessed the brutal murder of your mother at the hand of the Skum, a race of abyssal wolves that were unleashed by a tyrannal wizard near the forest of where you live. During that time, you were nearly killed, for as you tried to warn the village of these monstrosities, the Skum ambushed and left you for dead. However, you still survived, and you were able to inform your father of what happened, who in turn banished the demons back into their darkened realm. Now, you have grown into a youth of 17 years and have been taking care of your father who had avenged your mother's death so many years ago. From him, you have learned the art of sword fighting, and have become your father's equal. You have also learned how to hunt and track, another prized skill which your father taught to you. One day, your father left the house early for it was his turn to hunt. You have greatly opposed this, for his aging was slowly getting the better of him. However, he assured you that he would be fine, and bid you to tend to the house while he was gone. Grudgingly, you agreed. For three hours you waited for his return. On the fourth, worry brought you off your feet and you went in search of him. As you entered the forest where you hunted, you found prints that were not native to your surroundings. Bending down low, you carefully examined them. As you did, you noticed that the prints had five toes on them, and on each toe, there was the imprint of a large claw. It was at that instant you knew that the Skum have returned to the forest, for these were their prints! Redoubling your efforts in pursuit of your father, you resume your search knowing that he would have no chance against the Skum as once before. The Skum are known for their vengeful nature, and it is no doubt that they are out looking for your father for banishing them into the abyss. You must find your father before they do, and time is running out. What's Your Story in an Epic Fantasy? The pictures are There to Kind of Show you Your Story! brought to you by Quizilla

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Aw crap, I am Jackie from That 70's Show

11.05.05 (1:28 pm)

Freakin unicorns...     Unicorn. The unicorn seems to be attracted to you because of the qualities that makes you you! You seem to be in touch with your surroundings, whether it be in the city or in the outback. You are quiet most of the times, and if people critisize you because of that, don't listen to them. You're just being calm and mellow. When it comes to your appearance, you rely on your natural beauty. You don't need make up to look pretty. You're content with your original self. Even though you may be calm and quiet, you can be strong at the right times, and stubborn when need be. Perhaps this is why the unicorn is so attracted to you. Congrats. What is following you around? (Girls Only) (Boys only type is coming soon!) brought to you by Quizilla

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My SeKrit AbilitY

11.05.05 (1:25 pm)

Dreamwalking is your specialtiy. You are a person with a huge imagination, and would rather live in their imaginary world than the real one. You love to sleep, because when you do, you get to live in your dreams. In your dreams, you see things that might come true, and at some times they do. You can interperate any dream, whether it be yours or someone elses and most of the time, you are acurate. Many people may look down upon you because of the fact that you don't seem to see the problems of the real world, but you do. You just want to escape them, and your dreams and imagination is where you can find that solace. Everyone has a secret ability. What is yours? (7 answers with pics) brought to you by Quizilla

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Soul Sistah

11.04.05 (4:12 pm)

I am truly passionate. Find your soul type at kelly.moranweb.com.     You're excited about life and in touch with yourself and nature. Tell me, do I have this straight? Virtues: You appreciate humor like none other. Puns might even spark laughter in you (TEHY R FUNNI). You seek adventure and connection with your surroundings. You seek friends who will not only share laughs with you but actually form a deep bond of trust and empathy beneath the surface. You look for adventure and courage in people, and variation is necessary to keep you under control. You see yourself as multi-faceted, so you need people who can see you in your many lights. You're constantly trying to figure yourself out while analyzing the people around you. Silly, silly people. Aspirations: You can't decide what you want to be yet, but you know you want it to be adventures and interesting, with constant changes. You don't know what love will do for you yet, but it's competing with adventure for a place in your heart. An internal conflict has begun: can you be a successful worker, lover, and parent all at once? Quirks: Noise of any sort is irritating when you're in the mood. Smacking gum, loud chewing, humming- it's about as pleasing as bodily noises. You dislike emaciated people because of jealousy and just plain disgust. You're a procrastinator but a hard worker, too. Factors: You need constant attention and support. You're high-maintnence, but a great, reliable friend. Nature needs you and you need nature; it's helped thus far, so keep in touch with the outside world. Future: Who knows! You absolutely need constant change, so vacationing is surely in the cards. Will you settle down or not? Love will find you eventually, as it does to everyone. Will you choose the sweet home life or the rewarding busy-bee life?

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Deer In Headlights

11.03.05 (4:19 pm)

That's the way I've come to feel about it. "It" being the state I've been in. "It's" that feeling that you've been here before, you've prepared for what's coming yet somehow you blank out when it come times to act.  It's not that you don't see the car coming, you do.  It's not that you are mesmerized by it, your not.  It's not that simple.  It is as if, in that split second between decision and action an outage occurs in your brain.  Synapses fail to connect, base instinct fails, sensory and intellectual overload occurs, the system has overloaded - and in that split second, the car hits, you strike delete instead of save, you take the bottle that says, "drink me," in spite of knowing where it takes you...

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Foxbot

11.03.05 (3:53 pm)

Fox*bot (foks-bot) n 1.  A mechanical (often anthropomorphic) device, capable of performing automatically, without original thought, programmed in advance under the sole influence of Fox News. See: The Moral Majority, Rupert Murdoch, White House. ...and in the interest of being fair and balanced; The Daily Show, Air America, and Pacifica.

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MUG STAR & SKITTY MONSTER!

11.01.05 (5:23 pm)

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