Neko

 

 






†HAMLET†


SHAKESPEARE


†Ophelia†
There is a willow grows
ascaunt the brook,
That shows his hoar
leaves in the glassy stream.


Therewith fantastic garlands
did she make
Of crow-flowers, nettles,
daisies, and long purples,
That liberal shepherds give
a grosser name,
But our cold maids
do dead men's fingers call them.


There on the pendant
boughs her crownet weeds
Clamb'ring to hang,
an envious sliver broke,
When down her weedy
trophies and herself
Fell in the weeping brook.


Her clothes spread wide,
And mermaid-like
a while they bore her up;
Which time she chanted
snatches of old lauds,
As one incapable
of her own distress,
Or like a creature native
and indued unto that element.


But long it could not be
Till that her garments,
heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch
from her melodious lay
To muddy death.



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Idol
04.29.05 (3:32 pm)
Bo, Bo, Bo, simply scandalous!

 

Yes, friends, bo likes the cocaine.

Let's see, he's been in a rock band for at least a decade, owns 13 guitars and tends to dress like a cross between Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin - in other words he's a white Lenny Kravitz.

 

Does this little bit of knowledge really surprise anyone?

 

Does Scott whippin up on his baby's momma surprise anyone?  

 

I mean c'mon - he's a walking stereotype for the the deadly sin of sloth. ...and the man has anger issues, it's written all over his face.  I know, I'm judgmental.  Sue me. Favorite Scott crack seen on the internet yet, one Idol fan called him, "the John Wayne Gacy,"  guy.

 

I digress.

 

These are adults.

 

They have experienced life and made choices and mistakes - that they may or may not have learned from.

 

Your average 19 year old hasn't faced as much as they have - yet - and if they have, well, juvie files are sealed aren't they?

 

For the handful of you shocked I watch puerile reality television, bite me.  It's humanity at its worst and it's gorgeous.
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Salacious celebrity scandals! Shocking!
04.28.05 (10:52 am)
how's that for alliteration my peeps?

 

Brad and Angelina.  Good for them.  He and Jen never had a chance.  Nothing in common but beauty.  I never understood the two of them together.  With Jolie well, - they look alike, are no strangers to mind altering substances and let's face it kittens,  both are a bit nutters...

 

Tom Cruise is dating Katie Holmes, and I will share my first thoughts, "who?"

"Either she is a good actress or can't speak English."  Why bother with Cruise anymore anyway. He bores me. Lost interest after Top Gun.  It's Amazing what  a uniform can do for a man - any man.

 

American Idol is rigged, the judges are crooked, etc., so on and so forth, ad nauseum... Who really cares.  My eye candy Constantine has been kicked off.  That's the real scandal.  It's all about me folks, and well, now it's all about having to find a decent pic of him to file in my "reality stars lost" folder on the ol' desktop.  He'll be in there  with Hardy from Big Brother, Chapman from last year's Idol and of course, the one, the only Eric Nies from Real World Season 1.

 

 

Last, but not least, there is always Michael Jackson.  the man should be put in jail.  Period.  Let him be an example to the mega rich that they are not above the law.  His overwhelming weirdness and sad childhood do not trump what he has been doing to children all these years.  At the most miniscule his behavior has been inappropriate and I believe, in the end that he is guilty of what he's been accused.
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TOADZAPOPPIN!
04.27.05 (7:11 pm)
A'ight kids, is it just me or is it not a coincidence that as soon as a German Pope is elected toads in German ponds start to =http://www.local6.com/news/44...EXPLODE!
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This is what kind of fairy creature I am. Will go take psych meds now.
04.26.05 (7:36 pm)


You're a Blue Lady!




The Blue Ladies live in the mountains and guide weary travellers through the treacherous paths. They are kind and beautiful, planting flowers and trying to make their lofty homes more hospitable. However, they cannot stand to have their hair touched.

To take this test yourself go here.

More artwork here.



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Unconscious Mutterings
04.23.05 (11:10 pm)

 




  1. Detachment:: disorder
  2. Regard:: ing the patient
  3. Community:: service
  4. Strike three:: you are out
  5. Congregation:: church
  6. Generous:: to a fault 
  7. Pretention:: life
  8. Pregnant:: everyone around me
  9. Drinking:: caffeine
  10. Brilliance:: illumination
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If I lived in the UK, which I do not...
04.20.05 (4:12 pm)
Who Should You Vote For?

Who should I vote for?

Your expected outcome:

Conservative


Your actual outcome:



Labour 38
Conservative -27
Liberal Democrat 56
UK Independence Party 8
Green 54


You should vote: Liberal Democrat

The LibDems take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap university tuition fees. They are in favour of a ban on smoking in public places, but would relax laws on cannabis. They propose to change vehicle taxation to be based on usage rather than ownership.

Take the test at Who Should You Vote For

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Unconscious Mutterings
04.17.05 (7:19 pm)

 


 


 



  1. Great escape:: Great Flick
  2. Cluster:: Fuck
  3. Wrong place, wrong time:: Me 
  4. Guided:: Meditation
  5. Forensics:: debate
  6. Pros:: cons
  7. Safety deposit box:: work
  8. Quadrant:: SE
  9. Precisely:: exactly
  10. Who are you?:: Who, who, who who... I really want to know
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The week in review
04.15.05 (5:33 pm)

The week in work...


Well folks, this week at work a customer cursed at me, one showed me the life size Cartman tat on his belly and another told me what a freak he was in the sack.  Oddly enough, I found all of this less disturbing than the man regaling me with his stories of dog breeding - in excrutiating detail...


 

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Public Service Announcement
04.13.05 (5:25 pm)

I work in a bank.  It's not my FUCKING FAULT if *YOU* can't keep your  FUCKING accounts straight or keep  any FUCKING money in them.  I am not IMPORTANT enough to yell at, nor do I CARE ENOUGH to bother someone who is.  *Grow* up, get a check ledger, a calculator and WRITE SHIT DIWN!!!!   ...or be pleasant and patient with me, so we can try and work things out.


Love, light and sparkly, fluffy bunnies.

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Unconscious Mutterings
04.09.05 (11:27 pm)


 



  1. Horrendous:: video
  2. Home video:: dinosaur
  3. What a girl wants:: what a girl needs
  4. Grounded:: for life
  5. Trusting:: of others
  6. Simplistic:: materialistic
  7. Buzz:: kill
  8. Balcony:: Romeo 
  9. Roar:: Lion
  10. Hooker:: my ex.  Short story.
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Something
04.09.05 (12:11 pm)
Out.
Gone.
Nothing to say.
I will just go home.
Not one I tried to make -
rather the one I was born to.
The one that helped make me.
Who I am...
The square peg in the
round hole.
The person in your way.
Out.
Gone.
GD©
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Three day weekend
04.03.05 (10:54 pm)

Home.


Weary.


Forlorn.

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