Neko

 

 






†HAMLET†
†

SHAKESPEARE
†

†Ophelia†
There is a willow grows
ascaunt the brook,
That shows his hoar
leaves in the glassy stream.


Therewith fantastic garlands
did she make
Of crow-flowers, nettles,
daisies, and long purples,
That liberal shepherds give
a grosser name,
But our cold maids
do dead men's fingers call them.


There on the pendant
boughs her crownet weeds
Clamb'ring to hang,
an envious sliver broke,
When down her weedy
trophies and herself
Fell in the weeping brook.


Her clothes spread wide,
And mermaid-like
a while they bore her up;
Which time she chanted
snatches of old lauds,
As one incapable
of her own distress,
Or like a creature native
and indued unto that element.


But long it could not be
Till that her garments,
heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch
from her melodious lay
To muddy death.



layout by soulkarma

Tuesday's Gone With the Wind
03.31.04 (9:06 pm)
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Yesterday was bad. It was call the therapist and have them ready a room bad. Bad. Bad.
Bad.

[i]I may be fired Friday I'm told. On the other hand, it might be Monday or Tuesday... Any way you look at it things are tense.[/i]

Today was better. I took great joy in a little child yell, "FUCK YOU STUPID MOMMY," in the restaurant. At least I'm not the only fucked up person in this world. She also yelled, "I DON'T WANT A WHIPPIN'" when she was being dragged into the bathroom. That family is a fuck you and bruise away from a social worker.
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BLOGSNOB
03.28.04 (7:58 pm)
This =http://blogsnob.idya.net/site kicks'!

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What does your Name mean?
03.28.04 (9:59 am)
=http://www.geocities.com/jibr...Name Interp.

Gail:
You strive for perfection and worry when things don't turn out just so. You enjoy doing a job well. You tend to procrastinate. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you.

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Lynn :
You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. Your independence and freedom are important to you. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind. You must learn to give 'wise' service and not be a martyr.

DeLashaw:
Your world, good or bad, revolves around your family. You are determined and loyal, and your word is your bond. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You must learn the lessons of self-worth; learn to love yourself before you can love others. You have a need to be up front. You try to be prudent. You have good business acumen. You work hard to achieve material success through your own efforts. You have a need to be up front. You have high aspirations and a cheery disposition.
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Just something I read and has been on my mind.
03.28.04 (7:40 am)
This month's =http://www.subscriberdirect.c...Vanity Fair

[i][b]Daughter of France, Daughters of Allah[/b]
France’s ban on headscarves in public schools reflected fears about the changing identity of a country whose population could be 25 percent Muslim by 2020. Marie Brenner investigates an even more controversial problem: the repression and forced marriages of girls wearing the Islamic scarf, who are caught between two worlds. [/i]

An article worth reading.

Trained in Old School Anthropology it's hard to accept that the average guy on the street (that's you and me) should take actions against what they feel is unjust. If your religion calls for you to cover your face and you feel strongly about it, then who are the "collective we" to tell you you can't.

Here's the problem - not all want to wear the headscarves, they're forced too. I am not talking about young women in the caves of Afghanistan who've never been out of site of their fathers and brothers. (Though these women no doubt have their own voices.)I am talking about women, living in France, working to feed their entire families, have a high level of education and have to fear being burned alive or tortured when they *choose* not to follow traditional Muslim ways.

Have you guys ever heard the term Eurabia? Me neither, not until I read this article. It's describes the current emerging Arabic population in Europe and all its potential. France seems to be making a mess of Eurabian incorporation. The country has adopted what can be described as a separate but equal rationale, the Muslim population relegated to the outskirts of cities in ghettos. This separatism has created not so much an anti-French sentiment but an anti-semitic one.

As France struggles with their national ideal of secularism within the state and the liberties of their people this is one issue that simply has them stymied.

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....and in a totally different direction - did you know ther is such a thing as =http://www.mecca-cola.com/Mecca Cola? Wouldn't that be like Golgotha Brew or Red Sea Wine? Sounds a bit tasteless to me...
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U.M.
03.28.04 (6:31 am)







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  1. Pitbull:: puppy
  2. TD:: touchdown
  3. Carter:: Linda
  4. Japan:: hello kitty
  5. 50:: older tha me
  6. Streak:: Silver
  7. Rifle:: Lee
  8. Trap:: Death
  9. Easter:: eggs
  10. Mitt:: glove
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Nothing Original Here - Keep Walking, No Need to Stare...
03.27.04 (7:16 pm)

=http://www.humorbin.comWhy CATS are better than MEN


1. A CAT always hits the litterbox.

2. Better chance of training a CAT.

3. You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.

4. If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.

5. You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

6. It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.

7. A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

...Just kidding guys, you know I love all y'all, just noy as much as my cat.
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If ya don't like Fetuses don't click this link.
03.27.04 (3:54 pm)
These are just twisted - yet I am drawn to them. Found 'em at =http://iluvbrandon.tblog.com/...ILuvBrandon's bloggy.

I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!



I adopted a cute lil' baby jesus fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!



I adopted a cute lil' tempura fetus
from Fetusmart! mm..yummy.



I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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::sigh::
03.26.04 (9:17 pm)
Today I shopped =http://www.eddiebauer.com/eb/...here and =http://www.securerba.com/am_h...here and =http://www.kohls.com/here.

It's official.

I am =http://www.mycoted.com/images...old, =http://www.ludism.org/scpix/2...fat and =http://www.wibsite.com/wiblog...dull.
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SULKY!!!!
03.25.04 (7:50 pm)
I think this is the tat you've been looking for!
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(coolest picture ever!)
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More Baby pics
03.24.04 (8:39 pm)
R. Kitty has left the Building...

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Shiner and his Daddy

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Sulky's quizzie
03.22.04 (7:10 pm)
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?

I think I would serve some sort of soup and sandwhich combo with specialty teas and coffee. I love fancy schmancy sandwhiches.


2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?

Books, I would love to own one of those dusty little bookshops where the cat lurks around the corner and there was a samll trade in used paperbacks in the back. Or a headshop.


3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?

Oh, I would probably write some in the fantasy genre, dark and really borderline reality.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?

The art of the lackadasical.

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?

Irishy/Celticy/punky Poguish kind of tunes, all about life, the Universe and everything. Maybe I'd call it Anthrobone

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The Double Whammy!
03.21.04 (7:42 pm)
Today was R. Kitty's WORST DAY EVER!



Not only did she leave her safe little home with her mommy and daddy only to wind up at the groomers to be mortified,




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when she got home she found a brand new baby Brother!




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(Meet Shiner world!)




Why does she keep looking at me like this?




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UM's
03.21.04 (8:10 am)
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  1. Wife:: always a bridesmaid
  2. Criminal:: hbo undercover
  3. Campaign:: election
  4. Infection:: aids
  5. Portland:: oregon
  6. NASCAR:: races
  7. IMAX:: theatre
  8. Martian:: Matin
  9. Nike:: god
  10. Trial:: lawyer


4 Comments
 
Magic
03.20.04 (10:00 pm)
Who Wants To Live In A World Without A Little Magic?


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uri - NATION
03.20.04 (8:46 am)
Uhm, yeah, with all the things going on in the world, this =http://www.msmagazine.com/blo...story, was the first thing on the news today.

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If anyone ever wanted to know why I gave up my membership in =http://www.now.org/NOW, know that it is because of their obsessions with the =http://www.bathroom-mania.com...ridiculous rather than =http://www.thebreastcancersit...important issues. The fact that this was even a blip on their radar pisses me off. (heh, that was an unintentional pun!)
17 Comments
 
As I sit and watch my childhood die before me...
03.18.04 (7:15 pm)
=http://www.mtv.com/news/artic...R.I.P. J.J. Jackson.
4 Comments
 
Therapy
03.17.04 (9:15 pm)
Saw my therapist today. I didn't make her cry once...

Random piccy...

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Erin go Bragh
03.16.04 (7:26 pm)
!!!!HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!!!!



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Spain, cous cous and my new vacuum cleaner
03.16.04 (7:11 pm)
First things first, Spain - I hope the people are making the right decision. Caving to terrorists, for whatever reason is frightening to me, it's never really worked out well in the end. To me this is less an anti-Bush issue as it is a placation of terrorists issue.

The BF made cous cous tonight. I love the cous cous. He also brought home a $400 dollar vacuum. I never knew I could be so happy...
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pardon
03.15.04 (8:07 pm)
the rant below. I have had some chocolate pie and feel much better now.

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Grrrr...
03.15.04 (6:37 pm)
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Worst. Day. at. Work. EVER!

FUCK!!!!!

...and, to add insult to injury, I was forced to look at some ancient toyota pickup truck with a homemade sandwhich board proclaiming that Democrats caused 9/11.

FUCK him and the tacky fuckin truck he drove in on. I take that personally goddamitt!

Good fucking night.
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Cult members - some things to think about
03.15.04 (6:24 pm)
1. Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of an amateur.

2. Familiarize yourself with the specifications for sacrificial victims and ensure that unacceptable substitutes cannot be unexpectedly introduced into the ceremony. If the penalty for not-to-spec work is death and/or mutilation, consider working for a more fault-tolerant deity.

3. Avoid needless embarrassment. Practice the correct pronunciation of your deity's name in the privacy of your own room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful.

4. Before agreeing to impregnation by a supernatural being, investigate the survival rate of the other people who have undergone the procedure.

5. Eschew deities whose followers are all young. Such groups usually employ an unpleasant retirement procedure.

6. Citronella candles may not be used in rituals. I cannot stress this strongly enough.

7. Pastel colored candles in the shape of cute animals are like direct sunlight to the Powers of Darkness.

8. Fluorescent lighting is very annoying to most nether worldly creatures.

9. When the Black Mass goes awry, stay away from the Evil Priest. Enraged demons always go for the pompous.

10. When a religious artifact begins emitting light, CLOSE YOUR EYES! Thousands of cult members could be saved every year if they followed this simple safety tip.

11. During ritual sacrificing, taking bits home for later is now generally considered "bad form."

12. Contrary to historical belief, drugs and invocations do not mix. When the ritual goes awry, it is vitally necessary to be able to discern between the gibbering monstrosity to pump full of silver bullets and the gibbering monstrosity that will fade away after a few hours, some B-complex, and a hot bath.

13. For those situations where a fresh living sacrifice is not available the lower ranks of demons can be fooled by microwaving a previously frozen chunk of ex-victim and cleverly jiggling it. However, a mock victim sculpted from spam is unacceptable.

14. Instead of picking human victims who are young, virginal, and innocent (and tend to turn out to be the hero's girlfriend), see if you can substitute mass murderers, viola players, politicians, nightclub owners, hackers, or any other people who won't be missed
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UM's
03.15.04 (6:23 pm)
  1. Old Navy:: futrure employer
  2. Out:: me
  3. Indecent::my performance
  4. UPN:: my ratings
  5. Pupil:: dialated
  6. Toothpaste:: mint
  7. 1999:: party
  8. Passion:: rod stewart
  9. Social security:: how can I get mine?
  10. Cliff:: dive


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Melancholia
03.13.04 (8:26 pm)
[b]melancholia[/b]

[i]Mel`an*cho"li*a[/i], n. [L. See Melancholy.] (Med.) A kind of mental unsoundness characterized by extreme depression of spirits, ill-grounded fears, delusions, and brooding over one particular subject or train of ideas.


[i]Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc. [/i]

He doesn't know the effect it has on me. I question my interpretation of reality, am I the one being selfish not him? This isn't a game.
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Seven Ages of ManSeven Ages of Man
03.13.04 (7:56 pm)
[b]Seven Ages Of Man[/b]
[i]by William Shakespeare.[/i]

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players,
They have their exits and entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.
At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then, the whiling schoolboy with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Madew to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden, and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then, the justice
In fair round belly, with good capon lin'd,
With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws, and modern instances,
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose, and pouch on side,
His youthful hose well sav'd, a world too wide,
Fir his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again towards childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything,

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The Saturday Slant, Leprachauns
03.13.04 (11:00 am)
The Saturday Slant - New Every Saturday Morning


I've got one wish from a Leprachaun. I'm no fool, I know the dangers of such wishes. Who hasn't heard, "be careful what you wish, for it might come true?" Still, it's too tempting not to wish for something. I suppose at this point in my life it would be to go back and study something different in school. Something more marketable in the workforce. Then again, I could just wish for riches. Perhaps it is the greed of my choices that would do me in?
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Cat Lovers, haters too...
03.12.04 (7:02 pm)
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I WISH I had written =http://newyork.craigslist.org...this. I could have written this. I'm living this guys life...
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Madrid, SPAIN 311
03.11.04 (7:02 pm)
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The Lakeway, spanking and good times.
03.09.04 (7:30 pm)
Went to Austin this last weekend. Stayed at the Lakeway on Lake Travis.
Funny, The Lakeway, always sounds like something from a Stephen King
novel... Anyway, bf and I had a grreat time with friends and family. I had
an even better time at the spa. 90 minutes of massage, essential oils and
drifiting in and out of consciousness. I almost yelled SPANK ME at one
point it was so good.
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Surreality Woes
03.09.04 (7:29 pm)
Ergh, I was really going strong with my reality wrap ups for a while there.
Other than Survivor, Idol and the Inferno I'm just not digging anything
right now - and even these are leaving me a bit cold. Hopefully things will
lookup this week. I tried watching that Eden show on Fox - can anyone
explain just what the heck is going on there? Not only is this show boring,
it doesn't make any sense.This would be much better if they added 70's and
80's stars and left out the common folk.

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More Work Angst
03.09.04 (7:26 pm)
Oh man, did I piss my trainer off today. I didn't tell a customer something
she told me to tell him - of course the I was in the middle of a
conversation with the customer at the time, have trouble hearing the two of
them, typing and trying to repond all at the same time. Throw me a freakin'
bone.

I am quickly getting burned out on this training. It seems like I never do
anything right. I am not absorbing the material at the same rate as my
colleagues nor am I figuratively putting two and two together to solve
problems. One minute I think I am getting on better and the next I'm
spiralling into a big black void of criticism and failure. Stop the World,
I want to get off!

Part of me thinks it's a personality conflict with my trainer. You know
what's weird though, I think she's great and would be a fun person to hang
around with. I don't think she particularly dislikes me either. I think
the conflict comes in with the whole teacher/student part of the
relationship. I work much better when nurtured and prodded, not forced and
whipped! Admitted freely, I am a big sissy. What seem to be harsh tones
and crticism (constructive or not) make me cower and grow silent. I also
hate being wrong, heh, I guess that's why the criticism part freaks me out
so bad.

Wrong = bad = stupid = incapable ='s I am a moron. This is what a therapist
would call a "negative, internal dialogue."

I digress, I feel the trainer is talking down to me at times. When she
asks, "what does that say", does she mean "literally" or what does it
"mean"... ...and if it is literally, I can read, I take this as an insult.
That's when i just sit quietly and try not to freak out. Crying at work
would be bad. Very bad.

I'm told what I need to do is communicate with my trainer, ask her what I am
doing right - prod her when I need help and let her know when I am feeling
overwhelmed. What if that really rips her cord though? (Therapists think
"what if," thinking is all part of a negative internal dialogue as well.)
God, the last thing I want to do is make her angry again. It's
uncomfortable for both of us.

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Damn. R.I.P.
03.08.04 (7:53 pm)
...I was holding on hope against hopes. I wish =http://www.theage.com.au/arti...he could have. Peace.
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Don't know Why, I Just do.
03.08.04 (7:49 pm)
[i][u][b]Brian Wilson[/b][/u][/i]
Words Music by Steven Page, Barenaked Ladies

Drove downtown in the rain nine’thirty on a Tuesday night’
just to check out the late’night record shop.
Call it impulsive’ call it compulsive’ call it insane’
but when I’m surrounded I just can’t stop.

It’s a matter of instinct’ it’s a matter of conditioning’
it’s a matter of fact.
You can call me Pavlov’s dog.
Ring a bell and I’ll salivate. How’d you like that"
Dr. "endy tell me you’re not just a pedagogue’
cause right now I’m

Chorus
"lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
Well I’m lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.

So I’m lying here’ just starting at the ceiling tiles.
and I’m thinking about what to think about.
Just listening and relistening to Smiley Smile’
and I’m wondering if this is some kind of creative drought
because I am

Chorus

And if you want to find me I’ll be out in the sandbox’
wondering where the hell all the love has gone.
Playing my guitar and building castles in the sun’
and singing "Fun’ Fun’ Fun."

Chorus

I had a dream that I was three hundred pounds
and though I was very heavy’
I floated ’til I couldn’t see the ground
I floated ’til I couldn’t see the ground
Somebody help me’ I couldn’t see the ground
Somebody help me’ I couldn’t see the ground
Somebody help me because I’m

Chorus

Drove downtown in the rain nine’thirty on a Tuesday night.
Just to check out the late’night record shop.
Call it impulsive’ call it compulsive’ call it insane;
but when I’m surrounded I just can’t stop.
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Darkness in the Realm
03.08.04 (6:50 pm)
Good Queen Drama has learned harrowing news. Her favorite relative, the Young Duke of Utica has been bested in a bull fight.

The Good Queen, in response to this news, has issued a royal writ forbidding the Duke to shame the Royal Family in this manner for time immemorial.

[LINE]
Translation, my baby cousin got smashed up on a bucking bull and I told him if he ever got a collapsed lung again because he was on one of those things, his lung was the last thing he would be worrying about once I got "ahold" of him.

He's recuperating and I am saying tiny curses to the people who encourage this sport. Having said this, I have to go to the Houston rodeo Wednesday so the BF can have a chick by his side while he networks with the office bigwigs.

Oh, the unbearable indgnity of it all!
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Weirdest Unconscious Mutterings to Date
03.07.04 (4:43 pm)
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  1. Dogma:: 13th disciple
  2. Spirit:: voodoo
  3. Voodoo:: voudon
  4. Demon:: angel
  5. Digital:: watches are still pretty neat
  6. Ceremony:: weddings and funerals
  7. Research:: academie
  8. Career:: path
  9. Penis:: fertility
  10. Film:: noir


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Things are just a little bit Kinkier in Texas!
03.05.04 (7:40 pm)
[b]Texas governor's race gets Kinky[/b]
[i]By JON HERSKOVITZ
Reuters News Service

MEDINA -- Unleash your inner Texan and vote Kinky.

Kinky Friedman, best-selling author, country music singer, humorist, friend of stray dogs and salsa merchant, is running for governor of Texas in 2006 as an independent. Friedman is the man behind the song "Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed" and author of the book "Kill Two Birds and Get Stoned."

For all of those wondering why the front man for the country music group 'The Texas Jewboys' wants to run the Lone Star State, Kinky will put down his cigar and say from under his 10-gallon hat: "Why the hell not?"

"I want to fight the wussification of the state of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory of Texas," Friedman said. "I am a writer of fiction who tells the truth."

Friedman, whose first name is Richard but is known by Kinky and a few other names that are not publishable, does not have a campaign platform -- mostly out of fear there may be a trapdoor somewhere underneath that will spring open and leave him swinging.

He writes a regular column for Texas Monthly magazine and is the author of 17 novels. His amusingly dark mystery "The Prisoner of Vandam Street," comes out this month.


For those interested in the ways and manners of Texas, he wrote "The Guide to Texas Etiquette, or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth."

Kinky, 59, is serious about the governor's race. He hopes to campaign as a populist who will use his colorful image while borrowing a page or two from the campaign of California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to build a voter base.

"We are taking a page from Howard Dean and a page from Arnold. And now the thing doesn't seem so crazy anymore to a lot of people," he said in an interview.


SMOKING CIGARS AND KISSING MOTHERS

Kinky, who was born in Chicago and moved to Texas as a child, has a salt-and-pepper mustache, under which sits an ever-present cigar. He has curly hair that is rarely seen because he almost always wears a cowboy hat. He dresses like a cowboy, but he accents his outfits with Hawaiian shirts or a Star of David medallion.

The campaign will be unconventional, irreverent and star-studded. "I just want to be as honest and as open as I can be. I will not kiss babies. I'll kiss their mothers," he said.

Cal Jillson, a political science professor at Southern Methodist University in Dallas, said the main interest in the governor's race will be on the Republican nominee, and whether U.S. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison will come back to Texas to take on incumbent Republican Gov. Rick Perry.

"Until the Republican candidate becomes clear, we can entertain ourselves with Kinky," Jillson said.

And the entertainers will be on the road with Kinky.

Kinky said country music greats Willie Nelson and Dwight Yoakam have pledged their support along with actors Robert Duval, Billy Bob Thorton and Johnny Depp. Magicians Penn and Teller have promised to make any opponent disappear.

When it comes to bipartisan support, Kinky is one of the few people around who can list presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush as friends.

Even though he may have political connections, Kinky promises that he will not be politically correct. He may take a centrist position that seems to be off the map.

After all, this is the man who wrote the song "They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore."

"Traditionally Texans have been known for having a lot of wide-open spaces between our ears. But because of the expanse of geography, we have a real independent spirit, which creates some original thought once in a while," he said.

Kinky is known for having a wild past, dating a former Miss Texas and peppering his speech with phrases worthy of a cowboy who just sat down on a prickly pear cactus.


BRING YOUR OWN WEAPONS

"There are no skeletons in my closet. They are all bleaching on a beach somewhere," he said.

You want to know Kinky's stand on gun control?

"I do not carry a gun myself, so if someone is going to shoot me, they better remember to bring their own weapon."

On abortion?

"I am not pro-life, I am not pro-choice, I am pro football."

On the serious side, Kinky would like to establish a Texas Peace Corps where people could volunteer and help the state. He was a member of the Peace Corps in Borneo, where he taught agriculture to people who had been successfully farming for 2,000 years.

He would like to see nondenominational prayer in school and make Texas a state that does not allow animal shelters or pounds to kill abandoned or stray pets.

He has no plans to get a make-over for the campaign. He will smoke his cigars and wear his cowboy hat low over his curly hair.

"I got a straight perm a few months ago. It was so bad that it made me look like Hitler as a used car salesman," he said.

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Stephen King's the Kingdom
03.04.04 (9:11 pm)
#1 - it is not an "original" by Stephen King. The premise is from a TV
series made Denmark in the mid '90's. It was marketed as X-files meets ER.

#2 - the weird shit in it was much more acceptable when in the foreign
original. If nothing else, you can just sit there thinking, I must be
losing something in tranlation.
#3 - No big ass anteating badgers in the original. I am not sure what
happened to King when he had his tragic accident, but I am thinking that he
is drawing more than just a little from his real life experience for this
adaptation.
#4 - this is just an observation, not slander or anything I would hopefully
be sued for, but Mr. King seems to be on crack.
#5. The best bits of the made for America version are lifted directly from
the original, Stig, the head of neurosurgery, McCarthy as the young upstart
- and the old lady psychic - she will be a trip.
#6 - if the down syndrome kids are freaking you out - they were much less
creepy in the original - almost prophets.
#7 - I am afraid I have commited myself to watching this piece of trash
because of my affection for the original - which you can read more about =http://www.foreignfilms.com/f...here.
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Woik...
03.04.04 (9:01 pm)
I am afraid my anxiety problems are affecting my performance on the phones
here at work. Makes sense, I am a bundle of nerves speaking in front of a
crowd, so why not when being monitored on the telephone. Go figure. Today
is much better than yesterday, but then again, the doctor has ordered me to
medicate. Hopefully that will solve the problem...
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Uuunnnnngh.
03.03.04 (7:24 pm)
Not a good day at work.
:(
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Shazaaam!
03.02.04 (7:54 pm)
Who passed her test at work?

Oh yeah, I think so!
Shoutsout for DRAMA!

It's HAPPY HOUR!
Have a drink or two for me kids!


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R. Kitty part Deux!
03.01.04 (8:49 pm)
R. Kitty's evil twin, L. Ron Kitty has a weblog! ...and it's totally dedicated to QUIZZES! In fact, it's a new quiz religious movement.

Join her =http://lronkitty.tblog.com/there!

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:Ppppppphhhhhhtttttt.....
03.01.04 (6:43 pm)
As of right now, I have a belly full of sushi, a drooling cat and a sleepy boyfriend.

I also have roughly 14 more hours to wait and see if I make it to the second part of job training. If I pass this test - and then pass my bigscarynonopenbook Series 6, the job will be locked in.

I think I may already be dead and in purgatory...
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