Neko

 

 






†HAMLET†
†

SHAKESPEARE
†

†Ophelia†
There is a willow grows
ascaunt the brook,
That shows his hoar
leaves in the glassy stream.


Therewith fantastic garlands
did she make
Of crow-flowers, nettles,
daisies, and long purples,
That liberal shepherds give
a grosser name,
But our cold maids
do dead men's fingers call them.


There on the pendant
boughs her crownet weeds
Clamb'ring to hang,
an envious sliver broke,
When down her weedy
trophies and herself
Fell in the weeping brook.


Her clothes spread wide,
And mermaid-like
a while they bore her up;
Which time she chanted
snatches of old lauds,
As one incapable
of her own distress,
Or like a creature native
and indued unto that element.


But long it could not be
Till that her garments,
heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch
from her melodious lay
To muddy death.



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28 Days Later
10.31.03 (9:55 pm)
I loved this =http://www.rottentomatoes.com...movie

Rent the DVD for the alternate endings.

I am going to buy the soundtrack.

Great for a zombie flick. No, incredible for a zombie flick.

Finally. FINALLY!

::weeps with joy::

(I really should get out more often.)
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...and the Seventh Seal was Broken.
10.31.03 (12:01 pm)
You guys aren't going to believe =http://www.uclick.com/client/...this!
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Grrrr...
10.31.03 (11:47 am)
I found two trojans on my computer.

(Not what you're thinking NightQueen)

If you kids have virus scans - maybe you should use them...
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Housekeeping
10.31.03 (9:55 am)
I am going through my archives and deleting some old posts and broken pic links.

Not too much carnage has ocurred thus far.
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Orlandophiles only please!
10.31.03 (8:42 am)
A great =http://www.orlandobloom.co.nz...Orlando Bloom website.

By the way, I am a tranquil elf...

a piccy from the harem,
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Nick the Lounge Singer
10.31.03 (8:35 am)

Nick: "Ah. Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Gimme those Star Wars.. don't let them end! Ah.. Star Wars! If they should bar wars.. please let these Star Wars stay-ay! And, hey! How about that nutty Star Wars bar? Can you forget all those creatures in there? And, hey! Darth Vader in that black and evil mask - did he scare you as much as he scared me-e-e-e?"
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Happy Halloween!
10.30.03 (9:55 pm)
asccsc
You are the mysterious night and all its sounds. No
one knows much about you or what and how you
think, unless they're really close. You prefer
the peace and solitude. You are quiet and don't
express many of your feelings. If you had the
ability to be invisible, you would love it, and
take advantage. You are more of a nocturnal
person and don't really like going out much,
but the thing about you is that you may know
how to have a good time. Hmm. Anyway, have a
Happy Halloween, Shadowy One.


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Another survey
10.30.03 (9:39 pm)
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::15 Random Favorites::
1:Lee
2:MUGGLES!
3:Ewan!
4:Stolen Kisses
5:scary movies
6:classic rock
7:HBO
8:Daddy
9:Memories of Gramma
10:SCHNITZEL!
11:Vente Iced Vanilla Milks
12:$
13:Trance
14:Rainy Days and Mondays
15:Vampires
::14 Favorite Foods::
1:Schnitzel
2:pound cake
3:peaches
4:shrimp
5:crawdads
6:mayonaisse and parmesan sandwhiches
7:Lee's Pasta
8:Brie
9:Chocolatees
10:nectarines
11:cheese enchiladas
12:grapes
13:sausage
14:corn on the cob
::13 Most Watched Shows::
1:SURVIVOR
2:That 70's Show
3:CSI's - both of them
4:Law and Order - the original and SVU
5:Oz
6:Hill street Blues
7:SO! Graham Norton
8:Carnivale
9:The Sopranos
10:Young and the Restless
11:WKRP in Cincinnatti
12:Designing Women
13:H:LOtS
::12 Good Bands in your Opinion::
1:The Band
2:Minus Ted
3:The Pogues
4:Reckless Kelly
5:Dropkick Murphys
6:Gypsy Kings
7:Kronos Quartet
8:Clannad
9:The Ramones
10:The Wailers
11:The Highway Men
12:The Stones
::11 Memories::
1:My grandmother
2:moonlit kiss in Wales
3:Discussing Douglas Adams in a Honky Tonk
4:Miserably failing as a Freshman mentor - note to others, do not skip class with those you mentor...
5:Quebec City, snow falling over the old city
6:Willie Nelson's 4th of July picnic
7:Larry
8:Eberts
9:AST
10:The Eagles, Amye and Dave
11:Billy Bob's, Lee, Pat Green and Jerry Jeff Walker
::10 Close Friends::
1:Melissa
2:Marie
3:Brandie
4:Amye
5:Nikki
6:Michelle
7:Alasdair
8:FRAT!
9:Charlie
10:Lee
::09 Things you're looking forward to::
1:growing old gracefully
2:The Return of the King
3:Next JK Rowling book/movie
4:Going home from this job
5:my next paycheck
6:new furniture
7:Alisdair's wedding
8:the next Carnivale
9:Seeing Dad
::08 Things you wear daily::
1:contacts
2:glasses
3:baby doll t's
4:yoga pants
5:socks
6:perfume
7:face cream
8:watch
::07 Things That Annoy You::
1:know it alls
2:Academia
3:politics
4:restaurants that never have all their menu items
5:slow internet connections
6:being ignored when I NEED ATTENTION
7:poverty
::06 Things You Touch Everyday::
1:myself... hehehe
2:fuzzy green blanket
3:toothbrush
4:medicines
5:water
6:the ground
::05 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over::
1:Harry Potter movies
2:LOtR movies
3:Grease
4:Dazed and Confused
5:Willy Wonka
::04 Of Your Favorite Childhood Toys::
1:Bunny - erm, stuffed rabbit
2:Eyeblinker - stuffed dog
3:Choose your own adventure books
4:stereo
::03 People You Have Kissed::
1:Lee
2:Mike
3:Joshua
::02 Of Your Favorite Songs::
1:Danny Boy
2:Ramblin Rover
::01 Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With::
1:Lee

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too tired to do anything else.
10.30.03 (8:58 pm)
Selene
SELENE: You are selene!
Beautiful, vivacious,
fierce and seductive, Selene vowed she would
destroy Lycans after her family was murdered by
the werewolves. So ruthless is she that selene
is a member of the Death Dealers. This elite
Vampire warrior class's mission is to make the
Lycans extinct. This 127-year-old
"aggressive hunter of the underworld"
combines a mastery of ancient weaponry with
modern pleasures, such as driving Jaguars and
using computers. However, Selene's ambitions
are suppressed by Kraven. She longs for
Viktor's reawakening so that he becomes the
Vampire's regent once again.

Ever wish
you could be a vampire?
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Click Here to become a Vampire!



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Stand Up
STAND UP: You are a natural stand-up comedian. You
watch the news with people, and when you give
your opinions, people start laughing. They are
not laughing at you, they are laughing because
what you say is so TRUE. The world is a very
funny place, full of natural comedy. All you do
is repeat various humorous things that you
notice from everyday life. Your unique
perspective on the world is what makes you so
funny. Of all the various comedy types, you may
be the funniest of them all!

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Great Halloween site!
10.30.03 (7:03 am)
Check out Retro Crush for scary movie moments!!!

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Conservative Leader
10.30.03 (6:42 am)
Oh where or where has Hybridanglo gone?

I need to know why they've gotten rid of the British Conservative leader. The various news channels tell you he's gone - but no reason why? Must I look up this info on the BBC later today? I don't know if I can stand the wait!
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Just a happy piccy of Ewan for the day...
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Battle Imp.
10.29.03 (6:29 pm)
My ding danged Battle Imp keeps getting its butt kicked. Someone with a wimpy Imp come battle me...
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Politics vs. Reality
10.29.03 (7:10 am)
Yesterday I heard the President telling a reporter that he thinks public knows the difference between POLITICS and REALITY. My question is, does he?
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Songs featuring names
10.28.03 (8:23 pm)
A'ight, so the survey I filled out at about 6am this morning has been plaguing me all day. Off the top of my head those were the first songs I thought of - but there are so many better ones.

A partial list;
Maggie May
Mrs. Robinson
Cecilia
Me & Mrs. Jones
Sweet Caroline
Michelle Ma Belle
Angie
ROXANNE (hello? where was I?)
Brandy You're A Fine Girl
Runaround Sue
Tom Traubert's Blues
Don't Mess Around With Jim
etc....
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Top 5 songs with people's name in it.
10.28.03 (6:56 am)


Oh yeah, I am really showing my age now...


One:Corinna, Corinna - various
Two:Amanda - Boston
Three:Jesse's Girl - Rick Springfield
Four:MANDY!!!! - Barry, "the Man" Manilow
Five:Maryanne - Boston
-Honorable Mention:Gail (It's dreadful and by Alice Cooper)
-Honorable Mention:Sweet Melissa - The Allman Bros.
-Honorable Mention:Hey Micki! - Toni something or other

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Mornin'
10.28.03 (6:49 am)
We start an hour earlier today due to the time change. Wish us luck.

You know what's fun? Balck helicopters and artillery fire visible and audible from where you are digging. I'm glad we've moved on from yesterday's site.

I am beginning to get homesick. I miss the Boyfriend, R.Kitty and whirltub pool. I need a small vacation.
[LINE]

Cheesy song lyrics to accompany blog
I am a lineman for the county.
And I drive the main road.
Searchin' in the sun for another overload.

I hear you singing in the wire.
I can hear you thru the whine.
The Wichita Lineman
Is still on the line.

I know I need a small vacation.
But it doesn't look like rain.
And if it snows that stretch down south
Won't ever stand the strain.

And I need you more than want you.
And I want you for all time.
The Wichita Lineman
Is still on the line.

And I need you more than want you.
And I want you for all time.
The Wichita Lineman
Is still on the line.
Still on the line.
Still on the line.

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AHHHHH!
10.27.03 (7:29 am)
Event Horizon
You're living the movie Event Horizon!


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Latest addition to the Harem
10.27.03 (6:33 am)
Introducing Mr. Tim DeKay! Currently co-strring in HBO's Carnivale.
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This is what I've resorted to...
10.26.03 (7:16 pm)
...posting my horoscope. I am so ashamed.

Working Together

Talk, talk, talk: that is all you seem to be doing these days, DRAMA. But now that you are a person with a mission, you are only too glad to have the chance to express yourself. The Sun and Mercury in Scorpio continue to make you want to probe more deeply, where previously you might only have scratched the surface. You are looking for something - trying to back up a feeling that you can't actually prove at this time. By getting into conversation with the right people, you can discover more about your own perspectives - and it is important that you are able to see things from a number of points of view. Venus in Scorpio squares Uranus over the week, and this might lead to a conflict at work. Someone may want to hang on to a grudge or a useless idea - or may not want to make the effort to compromise. But with this influence around, it is better to get an overall consensus and to try and work as a team. In relationships with others, try and give people more space for their own opinions without being too critical. Jupiter in your own sign sextiles Saturn, which may mean that one idea of yours is criticized by a friend or team member. Don't worry about it - their ideas may be valid![LINE]

AstroProfile:
Sun Sign: Virgo
Rising Sign: Taurus
Chinese Sign: Tiger
Life Path Number: 3
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I am so frickin' bored.
10.26.03 (7:09 pm)
Layer.one
Name:GLD
Birthdate:9/9/74
Birthplace:Texas
Current location:Kansas
Eyes:Blue
Hair:Red
Height:5'10
Righty or Lefty:Right
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Layer.two
Your heritage:Swiss, Irish, Dutch, American!
Your weakness:My self-doubt
Your shoes you wore today:Black Dansko suede clogs
Your fears:Being penniless
Your perfect pizza:pineapple, bacon, and jalepenos
Goal you'd like to achieve:Being a permanent employee
Layer.three
Your thoughts first waking up:Am I really awake or am I dreaming that I'm awake?
Your best physical feature:Hair
Your bedtime:whenever
Your most missed memory:Grandmother
Layer.four
Pepsi or Coke:Ha! Dr. Pepper when I'm off the wagon
McDonald's or Burger King:McDonald's
Single or group dates:Single
Adidas or Nike:neither
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Sun tea
Chocolate or vanilla:vanilla Ice cream chocolate truffles
Cappuccino or coffee:neither
Layer.five
Smoke:no
Cuss:situationally
Sing:yes, but not well
Take showers daily:yes
Have a crush:no, in love
Think you've been in love:yes
Want to go college:been there, done that
Want to get married:hmmmm... some day - probably
Believe in yourself:ditto
Get motion sickness:hell yeah.
Think you're attractive:sometimes
Think you're a health freak:not really
Get along with your parents:half of them
Like thunderstorms:yeah
Play an instrument:piano
Layer.six - in the past months
Gone to the mall:3 times
Eaten an entire box of Oreos:0
Eaten sushi:2 times
Been on stage:0
Gone skating:0
Made homemade cookies:0
Gone skinny dipping:0
Dyed your hair:0
Stolen anything:1 - a magazine from the laundry mat. I feel so dirty...
Label.seven - ever..
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:yes
Been called a tease:yes
Got beaten up:no
Layer.eight
Age you hoped to be married:never thought about it
Number and name of children:2 if any, Sean/Siobahn/Morgan/Rowan /Padraig
Dream wedding:elopement
How do you want to die:in an instant
Where do you want to attend college:been there done that
Dream job:what I'm doing but full time
Country you want to visit:Someplace in Northern Europe - or Malta. Malta would be nice.
Layer.nine - In a guy/girl...
Best eye color:ephemeral
Best hair color:brown
Short or long hair:short
Height:taller than me
Best weight:proportionate to height
Best clothing:prep
Best first date location:dinner and a movie anywhere
Best first kiss location:on the mouth
Layer.ten
Number of drugs taken illegally:does underage drinking count?
Number of people I could trust with my life:2
Number of CDs that I own:too many to count 500 +
Number of piercings:2
Number of tattoos:0
Number of times my name's been in the news:heh, at least ten. No biggies - just high school and college drama
Number of scars on my body:2
Number of things in my past that I regret.:around 80 billion. How am I suppose to count that? Besides, I am one of those people who believe that everything happens for a reason.

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My Halloween Costume
10.26.03 (5:43 pm)
This shouldn't be too hard to pull together...


Magic_Angel
Magic


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Alcohoroscopes
10.26.03 (5:23 pm)
Alcohoroscopes
ARIES

Drinking style
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when
to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to
closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get
mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is
a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods
fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume
that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by
sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as
you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last
night, you sneaky Gemini.

Trademark cocktails
Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy
food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they
eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you
were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules
grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a salty dog and a
sea breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction with
cinnamon liqueur in it. Drinking buddies

Marlon Brando, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Al
Gore, Thomas Jefferson, Elton John, Eric McCormack, Rosie O'Donnell,
Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese Witherspoon



TAURUS

Drinking style

Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow
glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is
a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate
who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to
employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and
buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest
of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler
-- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of
loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to
a karaoke bar when intoxicated. Trademark cocktails

Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and
vodka. They also have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks
with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly
caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal.
More macho Taureans will go for something unpretentious, like a Jack
and Coke or whiskey sour. Drinking buddies
Cate Blanchett, Tony Blair, Pierce Brosnan, Cher, Penelope Cruz,
William Randolph Hearst, Jerry Seinfeld, Barbara Striesand, Uma
Thurman, Renee Zellweger



GEMINI

Drinking style

Geminis can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so
naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to
tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and
allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state
of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic
ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very
tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different
cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a
theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and
limoncello) for their own amusement.
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Easily bored Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks -- those
with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are
particularly appealing. Otherwise, they'll drink all over the map,
ordering frou-frou drinks to add to their collection of cocktail
monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because they're feeling rather
noir. Gemini rules the herb anise -- make some home-infused anise
vodka as a gift. Drinking buddies

George Bush Sr., Johnny Depp, Rupert Everett, Boy George, Allen
Ginsberg, Angelina Jolie, John Kennedy, Ian McKellen, Kylie Minogue,
Morrissey



CANCER

Drinking style

Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an
after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer
darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must
guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret
parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true
Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get
"tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's
nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles
of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your
second-favorite Cancer will do. Trademark cocktails

Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine
-- any brown booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to
grandpappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. They also like
comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot
buttered rums. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be
adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda. Drinking buddies

Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Harrison
Ford, Sean Hayes, Lil' Kim, George Michael, Princess Diana, Prince
William



LEO

Drinking style

Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and
usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding
dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware
they're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know
their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When
they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not
with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules
even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,
Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to
you the next day. Trademark cocktails

Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions
festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common
strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, they often have a taste for
the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next
Manhattan. Their sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of
course. Drinking buddies

Ben Affleck, Gillian Anderson, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky,
Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Debra Messing, Kevin Spacey, Martha
Stewart, Andy Warhol



VIRGO

Drinking style
Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender.
Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less
than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze
neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They
rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's
controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking
within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and
surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm
going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A
toast to the subgenius IQ!

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Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic
or a real margarita, though you'll find 'em drinking anything --
from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a
dirty virgin. They also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like
Campari and soda. They rarely change their drink once they've found
it, however.

Drinking buddies

Cameron Diaz, Hugh Grant, Christopher Isherwood, Michael Jackson,
Freddie Mercury, Carrie-Anne Moss, Dorothy Parker, Ryan Philippe,
Keanu Reeves, Lily Tomlin



LIBRA

Drinking style

"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so
damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and
relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with
Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side
(they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work
a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in
self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble
-- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the
evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out
the night's events entirely. Oops! Trademark cocktails

Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a
brandy Alexander. That's the influence of Venus, their ruling
planet, which also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like
Sex on the Beach. They're fine with "normal" guzzles like apple
martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants Champagne, and lots of
it. Drinking buddies

Jimmy Carter, Simon Cowell, Ani DiFranco, Janeane Garofalo, Hugh
Jackman, Martina Navratilova, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sting, Oscar Wilde,
Catherine Zeta-Jones



SCORPIO
Drinking style

Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at
you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're
hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to
drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them
see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a
personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing
Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating
drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts.
They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you
were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you. Trademark
cocktails

Just as a Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly
plotting your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger's sweet taste
hide a potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve
them a scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows
you're paying attention. Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the
blender and fix a pitcher of watermelon margaritas to seduce 'em --
though red wine will do the trick just as well. Drinking buddies

Truman Capote, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jodie Foster,
Bill Gates, k.d. lang, Megan Mullally, Demi Moore, Sylvia Plath,
RuPaul



SAGITTARIUS

Drinking Style

In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When
buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own.
Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with.
This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from
the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole
Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then
persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a
nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure
to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous
Sag is a brilliant booty call).

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A travel-loving sign, Sagittarius might be intrigued by drinks like
Moscow mules, Singapore slings -- perhaps even a Long Island iced
tea (not a bad option, given how much Sag can put away and still
stay vertical). Party monsters that they are, they're attracted to
shots, like the ever-popular lemon drop. Sag rules pears, and could
use a nice pear cider right about now, come to think of it. Drinking
buddies

The Bush twins, Margaret Cho, Noel Coward, Betty Ford, Lucy Liu,
Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Anna Nicole Smith, Britney
Spears



CAPRICORN

Drinking style

Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry
and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological
cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie
Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star:
independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to
please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to
quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or
totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to
loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up
with a cute groupie. Trademark cocktails

Old-fashioned Cap would probably like an old-fashioned just fine --
or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other
no-nonsense quaff. They prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and
generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However,
they like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if they can
handle the wait for it to get mixed. Drinking buddies

Orlando Bloom, David Bowie, James Dean, Marlene Dietrich, Martin
Luther King Jr., Jude Law, Annie Lennox, Marilyn Manson, Richard
Nixon, Elvis Presley



AQUARIUS

Drinking style

Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water,
that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if
they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain
or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing,
however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative
-- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case.
Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make
the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start
raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and
capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers
while sober. Trademark cocktails

Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have never heard of: a
capirinha, Satan's whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. They
like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the color electric blue
and would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. They also
rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty martini.
Drinking buddies

Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Matt Groening, Ashton
Kutcher, Ronald Reagan, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, Oprah
Winfrey, Elijah Wood



PISCES

Drinking style

If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a
sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza
Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves
in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they
build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like
that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners,
whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can
start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed
together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read
two ways, you know. Trademark Cocktails

Pisces rules fresh mint, and they do love a mojito or three --
though a julep will do just as well. They also like punches, like
sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty much
anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like
a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue
sea.) Pisces is a chocoholic and loves creme de cacao (and spiked
cocoa). Drinking buddies

Drew Barrymore, Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton, Kurt Cobain, Edward
Gorey, Queen Latifah, Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon Stone, Liz Taylor

Got this one from =http://members.fortunecity.co...CynicalGirl
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Caviar and Champagne
10.26.03 (7:02 am)
Ahem, I would like to humbly announce that I have been chosen tBlogs first Blog of the week. Read about it HERE!!!! =http://therealspartacus0 07.tb...Smooches Sparty! (Jeffrey nominated me - I am forever in his debt)
[LINE]

Sunset Boulevard
Charlie Robison

Well, I wish I had my picture
On the Rolling Stone today
I wish that the Enquirer
Spread a roumor that I was gay
I wish I had some buddies
Some movie stars and such
‘Cause I probably wouldn’t worry
About the two of us as much

Chorus:
And I’d spend all my money
On caviar and cocaine
And I would not remember
How you broke my heart today

You know I, I wish I had a super model
So skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada
She says she’s carryin’ my child
I’d drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair
Blowin’ in the wind
I’d stop at fancy restaurants
And they’d finally let me in

Chorus

Yeah, I wish I had my picture
With the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the Enquirer
Spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star
Someone like Charlie Sheen
‘Cause if he’d hang out
with Kato Kaelin
Well, I guess he’d hang out with me
And I’d spell all my money
On caviar and Rogaine
And I would not remember
How you broke
My heart today
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A quiz from Shroomy
10.25.03 (10:04 pm)
Sagitarrius
You should be dating a Sagittarius.
22 November - 21 December
Your mate is frank and open, optimistic and honest.
Though the Archer can display bouts of
argumentative, impatient and critical
behaviour, he or she is extremely adventurous
in bed.


What Zodiac Sign Are You Attracted To?
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[LINE]
Sylph
You are a Sylph!
The sylphs are the air spirits. Their element has
the highest vibratory rate of the four (beside
earth, fire, water). They live hundreds of
years, often reaching one thousand and never
seeming to get old. They are said to live on
the tops of mountains. The leader of the sylphs
is a being called Paralda who is said to dwell
on the highest mountain of Earth.

Sylphs often assume human form but only for short
periods of time. The vary in size and can be as
large as a human. They are volatile and
changeable. The winds are their particular
vehicle. The work through the gases and ethers
of the Earth and are kindly toward humans.
Slyphs are usually seen with wings, looking
like cherubs or fairies. Because of their
connection to air, which is associated with the
mental aspect, one of their functions is to
help humans receive inspiration. The sylphs are
drawn to those who use their minds,
particularly those in creative arts.


Which Type Of Faery Folk Are You?
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Moral Sense
"I expect to pass through this world but once;
any good thing therefore that I can do, or any
kindness that I can show to any fellow
creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or
neglect it, for I shall not pass this way
again."
Ettiene De Grellet


What Motivates You?
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Diane Arbus In Black and White
10.25.03 (8:40 pm)
Diane Arbus's photos were mirrored images of her world not only of her subject's. Hounded by critics for most of her career, in 1971 =http://www.artandculture.com/...the Artist took her own life. Not because of her detractors instead because of her battles within. Those of us who relate to the photos in some way see the world as did Arbus. Let's not give up the battle.
=http://www.temple.edu/photo/p... target=_blank [image]arbus.bmp[/image]


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LunaNina
10.25.03 (8:20 pm)
  1. Country:: me
  2. G:: ail
  3. Offer::no
  4. Connection::family
  5. Quest::for fire
  6. Lighthouse::a publication
  7. Sycamore:: tree
  8. Inhumane::kitty haters
  9. Sneer::Snape
  10. Weapon::wit

[LINE]
  1. Roadtrip::Alabama
  2. Honey::nut cheerios
  3. Flanders::Bouvier des
  4. Vampire::sexy rock star
  5. Justice::there is none
  6. Marine::Erm, the uniform
  7. Protractor::sounds painful
  8. Rubber::glue
  9. London::bus
  10. Jerry::Dean


=http://subliminal.lunanina.co... target=_blank [image]um.bmp[/image]
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Mina's Angelina Jolie Quizzies et al...
10.25.03 (7:54 pm)
From
=http://mina.tblog.com/Mina's
Bloggity!

Angie
Calm and Open Angie

You let every one know what's on you're mind,
wether it's about a relationship or a second
carrer with you're original one. You don't let
any one tell you what to think or do, you live
you're own life.


Angelina Jolie, which side of her are you??
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you are so like Angelina. I'm so proud.


Are you like Angelina Jolie
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Acid Burn
You're Kate, or better known as Acid Burn. You know
your way around the computer.


What Angelina Jolie Character Are You?
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LisaRowe
You are Lisa Rowe. People are drawn to you, but
ultimately end up leaving you behind. You're
ruthless, vindictive and the sexiest kind of
sociopath. Yum


What Angelina Jolie character are you?
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Substantive
10.25.03 (7:09 pm)
I would love to write something of substance. Presently I find myself devoid of all substantive messages.

Don't run with scissors.
Look both ways before you cross the street.
In Case of Emergency Break Glass.
Slow Children Crossing.
Do not run hairdryer in the shower at risk of electric shock.
Beware of Dog.
In Case of Fire Use Stairs.
...and remember, never, ever, feed them after midnight.
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A website by any other name...
10.25.03 (2:25 pm)
...is just an excuse to waste time on the computer.
Sorry for the injustice to Shakespeare. It's just that I finally found a free web host easy enough for me to use. I'm calling the joint,
=http://www.freewebs.com/reser...Drama's Den.
There will be several pages, only a couple are up with content - just pics, but hopefully there will be more soon.

Go ahead - feel free to leave me any comments or tips for the site - you'll have to do it here first, I haven't got a message board set up there yet...
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I've gone BZOINKERS!
10.25.03 (11:02 am)
+ Basics +
Are you emotional ::oh yeah
Do songs make you cry? If so, name a few ::yes. New York State of Mind, Country Bumpkin, Wildfire...
What about movies ::not really, did cry when Arwen had to decide wether to leave middle Earth
What emotion do you usually feel ::stable
+ Sadness +
What does it take to make you cry your heart out ::not sure
How many times have you done that ::2 or 3 times since I've been an adult
Where do you cry ::alone
Do you hate crying ::not really
Do you like it when others cry ::not really
Do you think tears make eyes look pretty ::not really
Who looks good when they cry ::Goran Visjnic/Gale Harrold but they always look good
How else do you express sadness ::Internalization
Are you sad all the time ::not all the time
+ Anger +
What does it take to make you mad ::speaking to me as if I am a child,someone raging at me
What do you do when you're angry ::my face turns red, I set my jaw and give myself time to cool down
How short is your temper ::eh, fairly long fuse
How long does it take you to calm down ::depends
What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad ::Let myself rage back at someone
Do you freak out when others are angry ::yeah I do
Has anyone ever recommended anger management to you ::no
What's the worst thing someone's done to make you mad ::none of your business
Do you anger people ::sometimes I'm sure.
+ Joy +
How often are you happy ::50%
What makes you happy ::things I love
What do you do when you're happy ::smile
How optimistic are you ::40%
Do happy people make you mad ::no
What's the worst thing someone can do while they're happy ::upset someone who is unhappy
Ever been so happy you were dying to tell everyone ::not really no
Ever been so happy you cried ::no
Do you smile a lot ::I guess
Kiss people a lot::no
Who really makes you happy ::Muggles
Do you like doing things for people when you're happy ::yes
+ Fear +
What do you do when you're scared ::Get my fuzzy blanket
What scares you ::it's a secret.
Do you like scaring people ::no
Do you like the trill of being frightened ::no
Does fear accompany anger in your case ::no
Ever been so scared you couldn't breathe ::yes
How often do you panic ::not as much as I used to
What's the one thing that scared you more than anything else EVER ::what scared me so much I couldn't breathe
What do you do to calm your nerves ::prescribed meds, yoga
Do rollercoasters scare you ::no, but I do get motion sick
+ The strongest emotion +
What song never fails to get your strongest emotions going ::New York State of Mind
Movie ::And the Band Played On
Commericial ::Burned Drunk Driver Victim
Person ::XXX
Thing ::grandmother's belongings
Sight ::home
Sound ::solo piano
Food ::chocolate
Thing you're looking forward to/want ::peace
+ What do you do +
When the emotion suck ::Yoga/meditate
When the emotion rocks ::enjoy the bliss
When there's no emotion ::carry on
+ Would you rather +
Never feel again ::no
Feel loneliness or anger for the rest of your life ::lonliness
Be happy forever and never experience bad times ::yes
Cause misery ::no
Feel misery ::no
Be alone ::no
Be with everyone you know ::no
+ Who +
Cheers you up more than anyone else ::Marie
Angers you more than anyone else ::XXX
Scares you more than anyone else ::XXX
Makes you think about your emotions more than anyone else ::Tina
Makes you really care about how they feel and what they think ::Lee

Emotions brought to you by BZOINK!
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morning quiz
10.25.03 (8:05 am)
owl
Your soul is bound to the Fourth Totem, Solomon:
The Owl
.

Solomon appears as an azure feathered owl. He
embodies wisdom, judgement, reason, and
stability
. He is associated with the color
azure, the season of autumn, and the element of
water. His downfall is farsightedness.

You are most compatible with Ravens and Monkeys.


Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You?
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yellow
Your soul is bound to the Yellow Rose: The
Gentle.

"I've travelled through the land of
surrender and seen it all. I throw my heart
out and keep my head up, and now I travel
through the land of peace."


The Yellow Rose is associated with friendship,
intuition, and fun. It is governed by the
goddess Hestia and its sign is The Intertwined
Rings, or True Friendship.

As a Yellow Rose, you always look out for your
friends. You would much rather have strong
ties with friends than a single tie with a
lover and your devotion to your friends is
clear. You may have great intuition and be
able to read emotions clearly, but sometimes
you can seem distant yourself.


What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
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BZOINKIES!
10.24.03 (10:48 pm)
I think I've figured out what this site is gang!


Three things that scare me:
1:Medicine
2:Certain Family members
3:Birds
Three people who make me laugh:
1:Lee
2:Melissa
3:Eddie Izzard
Three Things I love:
1:Muggles
2:Lee
3:Vente Iced Vanilla Milks
Three Things I hate:
1:Caffeine
2:DRAMA (ironic eh?)
3:boredom
Three things I don't understand:
1:Conflict
2:The internal combustion engine
3:Chaos Theory
Three things on my desk:
1:Computer
2:cat
3:cell phone charger
Three things I'm doing right now:
1:typing
2:blogging
3:listening to the local news
Three things I want to do before I die:
1:Vacation in Northern Europe
2:Work overseas
3:Learn to meditate
Three things I can do:
1:Gentle Yoga
2:Dig a hole
3:Love
Three ways to describe my personality:
1:Odd
2:Eccentric
3:juvenile
Three things I can't do:
1:Drive - though I have a liscence
2:Simple Algebra
3:Be perfect at everything

Three Things brought to you by BZOINK!
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Bzoink
10.24.03 (10:38 pm)
I'm not really sure what's going to appear here but I am going to paste the code anyway...
andy is...:raven
you're...:moonbeam
i like monkies:when it rains
band is...:P-Funk
can sex wait:for what?
most horrible word...:c*nt
'love' is used too often:when sex is involved
speaking in rhyme is...:lame
woohu is...:an exclamation
football is...:soccer
is cheerleading a sport?:hell no
blondes are...:lucky
midgets are...:short
you hate...:lucky short people
bananas are...:yellow
sunsets are...:cool
tattoos...:suck
school is...:over
my favorite thing is...:blogging
music...:must get better
favorite feature in the opposite sex is...:sense of humour
instant messaging is...:lame
favorite flower is...:honeysuckle
pictures are...:the best
milk is...:yummy
this survey...:is different
shoes...:who needs 'em?
favorite season is...:fall
re-makes of old movies are...:foolish

random randomocity of life brought to you by BZOINK!
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PROOF!
10.24.03 (10:32 pm)

All of you unbelievers out there! Hey! Yeah, you!
I've got proof now, I've got a job. ...the men are my archaeoslaves. M'kay, maybe they are just more experienced crew members helping me not screw up. I prefer to think of them as archaeoslaves.
=http://www.warrenzevon.com/ target=_blank [image]diggers.bmp[/image]
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boring quizzes
10.24.03 (7:37 pm)

The Olympic Men's Diving Team Champion


What's Your Personality Type?
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Pre-Hyptnotized Peter


What Office Space character are you?
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A quiz or an excuse to put up a piccy of Ewan - you decide.
christian
Christian


What Moulin Rouge Character Are You?
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You are 17% geek
OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com




I am 42.5% British, just like
Catherine Zeta Jones
A true English rose, but you know where the money is.

Take the Brit Quiz at
=http://darrenlondon.tripod.co...www.darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htm

Quiz written by Daz
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Beyond with Drama...
10.24.03 (7:41 am)
=http://www.warrenzevon.com/ target=_blank [image]Zevon.bmp[/image]

The Late Great Warren Zevon visited me in a dream. We were in Target. It must have been Valentine's day. There were lots of red and pink decorations. I digress. Zevon looked very spiffy, if a little thin. Nice suit, sunglasses and great hair. We locked eyes and he handed me a PIG (pince Independent Group) Card. I said, "You're not supposed to be here." He said, "I'm not supposed to be a lot of places."

I hope he visits me again soon.
[LINE]
From his best known work...
[u][b]Werewolves of London[/b][/u]
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood
[LINE]
A favorite of mine,
[u][b]Bad Karma[/b][/u]
Bad Karma
Was it something I did
In another life?
I try and try
But nothing comes out right
For me
Bad Karma
Killing me by degrees

I took a wrong turn
On the astral plane
Now I keep on thinkin'
My luck is gonna change
Someday
Bad Karma
It's uphill all the way

I can't run, Can't hide
Can't get away
It must be my destiny
The same thing happens to me every day

Bad Karma
Coming after me
Bad Karma
Killing me by degrees
Bad Karma
Bad Karma

It's a dog's life
And it's not my fault
Ought to hang my picture
In the All-Time Losers'
Hall of Fame
Bad Karma
It's a low-down dirty shame

I can't run, Can't hide
Can't get away
It must be my destiny
The same thing happens to me every day

Bad Karma
Coming after me
Bad Karma
Killing me by degrees
Bad Karma
Bad Karma
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Cuff me!
10.23.03 (7:39 am)
(It's not what you think NightQueeen)
I'm stealing a wireless connection right now. How cool is that?!

MUST. GO. WIRELESS.
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I thought it was a Halloween quiz
10.23.03 (7:38 am)
Notic how witch is used...
J. Lo
Ur more suttle in ur hair style. U might like to be
curly or have hair with volume.


Witch Hair style would you have.
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Opening Soon: DRAMA!
10.22.03 (8:39 pm)

My life is rated R.
What is your life rated?


1 Comments
 
Jobs
10.22.03 (8:21 pm)
Honestly, I don't think I can ever really think of archaeology as a "job" or a "career." I'm too happy when I'm doing it. It's like their is nothing to worry about. I'm outside, I'm playing in the dirt, and I'm discovering stuff - even if it is just an old nail or something!
3 Comments
 
In the News
10.22.03 (7:36 am)
Abortion
Quality of life
Snipers
Egyptian Twins


Do the folks that want to ban partial birth abortions also oppose the right to die in dignity after being kept alive artificially ten years? Does any of this contradict "god's greater plan?" I don't think all anti-abortionists beliefs are christ centered so I suppose it wouldn't apply to all...

Snipers - I really question the mental health of anyone unschooled in law to defend themselves.

Egyptian Twins - I sincerely hope these two live long rewarding lives. Bless their little hearts.

::sigh::
Has Bush been to Indonesia yet? Did anything bad happen? I have a bet...
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Nothing to say really, just a blog with no point.
10.21.03 (9:45 pm)
Princesses
Hey Princess! Get off your cell phone and listen
up! There is more to life than the mall, boys,
and your hair. You are the typical look-
obsessed, popular "cool" girl.

...and like, is that so wrong?
What kind of typical high school character from a movie are you?
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tomboy
Tomboy


What's your sexual appeal?
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jezebel
Jezebel


Which bad girl of the Bible are you?
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Devon Aoki


Which ridiculously attractive model are you?
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Lady Macbeth


Which woman of Shakespeare are you?
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Squitoes
10.21.03 (7:26 am)
The weather here yesterday was quite warm. Not only did I run out of water I was the mosquitoe's meal of choice.

Stop reading if you're not interested in a little too much information...

One of the little buggers managed to bite me right between the breasts. It's like I have a third nipple - and the itching!!!
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Carnivale
10.20.03 (7:55 am)
Any HBO Carnivale fans out there?

I admit it - I'm hooked.

=http://www.hbo.com/carnivale/... target=_blank [image]DRAMA_257035951.jpg[/image]

Last night's show was mind blowing. WTH? Couldn't believe it when (Spoiler alert) Samson killed the townie. Never saw it coming. ...and the poor girl's soul being stuck in Babylon.

I can hardly wait until next week!!!
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre
10.20.03 (7:51 am)
#1 at the box office!

Score.

Do yourselves a favor, watch the original and then go see it made on a higher budget. It's an american sub-culture classic!
2 Comments
 
Monday
10.20.03 (7:47 am)
There are ups and downs to working a 4 day week. Ups? 3 days off.
Downs? Being ass tired every day and sleeping through your three day weekend.

Good thing I love my job. :)

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3 Very different Quizzes
10.19.03 (5:55 pm)
You will all be happy to know that Quizilla has dubbed me a, Touchy-Feely Drunk.
"Hey, why don't you come over here and see how
cool my belt looks when it isn't on me!"
You tend to lose sight of your morals when you
become drunk, turned into a beer-slut incapable
of not touching people. Hugs, tickling, and
even groping are all fair game.


What Kind of Drunk are You?
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smoothie
You are my Smoothie!


Which object in my refrigerator are you?
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condom
What Is Your Funny Sexual Artifact?

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Laundromatic
10.19.03 (5:39 pm)
Did the whole laundromat thing today.

Laundromats have their own style. You have your ultra moderns, your seedy the only thing clean is the inside of your washer laundries, your redneck playground laundries and your retro smooth laundries.. Generally any given laundromat is a mixture of the main types.

Today I was in a retro smooth, redneck playground.

I won't go into detail about the other customers, the owner or the naked children but, the one thing I found singularly most important?

THEY HAD A JUKEBOX!

...and what a jukebox it was. Nothing digital - we're talking records here. They had everything from Snoop Dawg to Patsy Cline. Guess who played them?

8)

Playlist:
Clay Aiken - Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Rod Stewart - Tom Traubert's Blues
Tracy Morgan - Don't Take Her She's All I've Got
Kenny Rogers - Love or Something Like It
Reuben Studdard - Superstar
Lights Go Down in the City - Journey
Landslide - The Dixie Chicks
Pear Jam - Jeremy
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Purple Rain
10.19.03 (9:00 am)
=http://unusuallyordinary .tblo... Found this quizzy here.

When Doves Cry
"When Doves Cry" (by Prince)
How could you just leave me standing,
Alone in a world so cold?
Maybe you're just too demanding.
Maybe I'm just like my father--too bold.
Maybe you're just like my mother.
She's never satisfied.
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like,
When doves cry.


Which 80's Song Fits You?
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Back OFF!
10.18.03 (5:41 pm)
dem
You are Form 8, Demon: The Destroyer.

"And The Demon took advantage of the chaos
and seized civillization. With grace and
style, Demon slit The Goddess's belly and
drowned the world in her blood. The Goddess,
The Demon, and the world were no
more."


Some examples of the Demon Form are Seth (Egyptian)
and The Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Christian).
The Demon is associated with the concept of
destruction, the number 8, and the element of
earth.
His sign is the full moon.

As a member of Form 8, you are a very strong willed
individual. You don't let others' opinions
sway your own and you're usually not afraid to
speak your mind. However, some may see you as
a bit overly passionate but it's just because
you never back down from your values. No
matter what, you always do everything with
style. Demons are the best friends to have
because they will back you up.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Mix Tapes
10.18.03 (5:22 pm)
A'ight, I know they burn cd's now - but anyone remember mix tapes. You would make the perfect one for cruising, when you were hyper or depressed as hell. If you were lucky, a member of the opposite sex would make one for you.

This only happened to me once. Well 1.2, a kid did leave me a single of Def Leppard's, "Have You Ever Needed someone so Bad?". The real mix tape was from a boy from Britain. Well a man. Now he's a [b]Dr.[/b] Boy from Britain Man.

This was his offering,

[b]Side One[/b]
Across The Great Divide - The Band
Tuesday's Gone - Lynnard Skynnard
Cayahuga - R.E.M.
Kansas City - Wilbur Harrison
Love Me - Elvis Presley
Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Because the Night - Patti Smith
Patio Song - Gorky's Zygotic Mync
Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who
Simple Man - Lynard Skynnard

[b]Side 2[/b]
Up On Cripple Creek - The Band
I want you - Elvis
Powderfinger - Neil Young
Are You the One That I've Been Waiting For? - Nick Cave
Prairie Rose - Roxy Music
Opelousas (Sweet Relief) - ?
Lights - The Jayhawks
Freebird - Lynard Skynnard
The Night they Drove old Dixie Down - The Band
Anyway You Want Me - Elvis Presley

Now Mr. Dr. Boy Man from Britain Mix tape is getting married to the center of his Universe! It's all about her and I couldn't be happier for him!

...I harbour an ugly secret though. I once made him a mix tape and was too cowardly to send it to him. It's shameful, I know...

Now that we are both in happy relationships, I feel the need to free myself of this awful burden.

My offering to him?

[b]Side One[/b]
Misty Blue - Dorothy Moore
Tom Traubert's Blues - Rod Stewart
Tupelo Honey - Van Morrison
You Belong to Me - Dean Martin
Do Right Woman - Aretha Franklin
She's Gone - Hall & Oates
Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips
Bye Bye Blackbird - Joe Cocker

[b]Side Two[/b]
A Change is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
Everytime I Think of You - the Babys
Wildflower - K-Ci and Jo-Jo
Ain't That a Kick In the Head - Dean Martin
Easy - Lionel Richie
Life Is Sweet - Natalie Merchant
Wonderful Tonight - Clapton


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Day off
10.18.03 (9:59 am)
Saturday - my first day off from the new job.

Rock on.

May go into the college town and look for funky stores, may do laundry, may just sit my butt in the hotel room all day and play on the computer!

In other news, had bad Chinese food last night. Never go into an empty restaurant. Ever. The thing is, not many of the restaurants in town did have people in them. It was wierd, Friday night and the place was deserted. Maybe it has somethig to do with it being a military town. Who knows?
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Erm, but I am a girl!
10.18.03 (9:39 am)




I am Rumpelstiltskin!

Find your fairy tale character
at kelly.moranweb.com.

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Blatantly stolen from FieldofInnocence's Blog
10.18.03 (9:13 am)




I'm completely down-to-earth!

Find your soul type
at kelly.moranweb.com.
[i]You are the most in touch with knowledge. It's the tree of life from which you tap the sap. You know what you want and you know how to reasonably get it.[/i]

[b]Virtues:[/b] You respect people with plans. When someone has their head on their shoulders, you know that they can see straightforward and keep their eyes on the mark. When it comes to looking at the future, you take a logical approach: what's within your ability? A fortunate attribute that you have is the ability to set a goal for yourself, higher than maybe you feel possible, but still keep yourself within reasonable bounds. You take the time to appreciate those surrounding you and they do appreciate you in return. Decision-making comes naturally to you when you take the time to consider each option. People only come to talk to you when they are looking for a logical, reasonable solution.

[b]Aspirations:[/b] You have an idea of what you can do with your life, but you push it up a notch. You need a profession that you can enjoy, so work towards it. You want to live near your friends and family while being as far away as possible. You also want to settle down while working in excitement and variation.

[b]Quirks:[/b] You don't appreciate drama queens and they don't appreciate you. When they need help, they won't seek you out because of your ability to see through their overly dramatic predicaments. You have leeway for humor, and sometimes love to participate in it, but when it becomes irrational behavior, others can count you out. Loud noises are bothersome, except when they come from you or your friends.

[b]Factors:[/b] Reach for the sky! Don't decide to do something because you're merely good at it, but choose something you might like to do, despite whether you're sure you can master it or not. Don't only save room for a few empathetic friends, but open up to everyone.

[b]Future:[/b] When looking for a job, if you work in all of your talents (logic, decision-making, planning, and definitely humor), you'll find yourself happy. Come to a compromise for location; live nearby your friends and take periodic vacations or live farther away and take frequent return trips.


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ATTN Gamers! LOL!
10.17.03 (7:08 am)
Okay, if you are older than say, 26 you will really appreciate =http://www.egmmag.com/article...,4364,1338730,00.aspthis.
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Halloweenie Quizzies
10.17.03 (7:00 am)

You are Sidney Prescott. Eternally the ultimate
victim and the film's central character. The
events of the past few years have turned her
into quite an emotional wreck but she remains
to have a strong, resolute personality.
Survives all three films


Which Scream character are you?
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You're a Wereleopard
You're one cool kitty with a lazy streak a mile
wide and a fondness for the finer things in
life, like a juicy steak and a comfortable bed.
Congratulations, you're a wereleopard!


What Kind of Were-Animal Are You?
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bathory
You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The bloodcountess)
Legend tells us that you, this very rich,
beautiful and high born woman tortured and
murdered some 650 young women and bathed in
their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful.
In some stories, it is said you have drank thier
blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a
grand scale.
Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!


Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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Hello World
10.17.03 (6:40 am)
It's 6am.

I can't sleep any longer.

Yesterday was COLD! It took me hours to feel warm after we got back in.

Bad news - the outhouse was just a whole in the ground. No fun, funky stuff to be found. The group digging outside one of the houses did find some =http://www.allantiqueglass.co...milk glass shards and I found a =http://www.uvm.edu/~histpres/203/nails.htmlsquare (read really old)nail. Are you all about to pee your pants with excitement?

We head off to another site today. This one is much smaller, thank god and we should be able to knock it out in 2 days.
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Top ten list
10.16.03 (7:28 am)
Top Ten Things Archaeologists Do Not (or rarely) Find

10 Dinosaur Bones
9 Mummies
8 Precious Jewels
7 Alien Artifacts
6 Treasure Chests
5 The Lost Tribes of Israel
4 Whole Pots
3 Secret Tunnels
2 Gold
1 A Steady Job!

at =http://www.shovelbums.org/sho...shovelbums

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Ft. Blah, Blah, Field Archaeologist
10.16.03 (7:24 am)
6:30 am
Hotel.
Eating pudding getting ready for my day.

Ft. Balh, blah, has been lovely so far. The weather's been bee-yoo-tee-ful, the crew is great and we are working four on three off. HUZZAH!

We are working on historic farmsites and finding all sorts of things that go along with that. We are in old nails up to our armpits and today, yes today, we get to sink a 1X1 in the historic archaeologist's wet dream - a privvy! Yes folks, we are digging up what we think might be an outhouse... You would be surprised with what you can find in an outhouse...
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I hate Mondays
10.13.03 (8:25 pm)
A'ight.

I'm back on the job.
It's another seedy hotel room in another small town. For those of you who've been here before, yeah, free HBO in the room, but the vending machines don't work. ::Sigh::

I'll know more about the job tomorrow. As of right now, I haven't even spoken with the boss. Just hoping tptb get in touch with me before then.

Oh yeah, 11 hour drives suck and if you hit one of those orange road barrels with an Explorer you probably won't mess up your SUV - the barrel is toast however.

Did I mention I watched some sort of crazy horror film - Joy Ride -I think was the title. Two cute boys and a psycho trucker. Lee Lee Sobieski was also in it. Not one of her better choices - and oh yeah, her character was not at all likeable. Back to my original point - the hotels in that movie? That's where I'm at. I'm pretty sure there are some psycho truckers around too.

Net time may be limited these next few weeks, so keep the lights burning kids.

Over and out.
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Life
10.13.03 (7:52 pm)
Life is like University, with all the monetary burden and none of the hope.
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I need to dip my feet in the anime pool more...
10.12.03 (9:48 pm)
Bishoujo
You're A Bishoujo (Attractive Young Woman)!
You are loved by all, and you know it. You love
the attention you get, because or your sense of
style, and perfect face. Congrats.


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::Cough, Cough::
10.12.03 (9:43 pm)
Sheltered Virgin
You are a SHELTERED VIRGIN.


What Kind of Virgin Are You?
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:roll:
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Border Town
10.12.03 (8:01 pm)
Mexican border towns are a post-apocalyptic preview of future on this planet. Obscene carnivals that feed off the ignorance and greed of their patrons. Everything's at a discount and everything has its price.
Clowns there are very scary and don't need make-up. Circus animals starve on the streets and the carny's are little more than than the walking dead shucking the masses so they might survive one more night. Flim flam men push their magic elixirs at discounted prices while soulless children peddle sow's ears to keep food in their bellies.
Information Superhighways and conspicuous consumption don't exist for these people. Existence itself is a question and they don't have time to ponder even that. I wonder if even time passes the same there?
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Too pooped to pop, or anything else for that matter.
10.12.03 (7:33 pm)
Hey folks. Back.

Have an 11 hour drive tomorrow though. Better post what I can while I can.

#1. I live with a very messy man. Instead of cleaning up the house when we got home from our 8 hour motorcycle ride I went to sleep. Well, I went to sleep after I poisoned the 80 billion ants that had invaded while we were gone.

I left the rest - laundry, dishes, ant burial and general tidying duties to him. I'm just not gonna be the only one to clean this place up any more. I'm tired of it. TIRED I tell you!

#2. He wanted me to drive to his mother's house tonight so my drive tomoorow would be 4 hours shorter. ...don't forget we'd been on the road since 6am this morning. Not going anyplace else. Not today.

#3. I know he has this blog address but I wonder if he ever visits? Guess I'm gonna find out...

#4. I feel llike crap. :(

#5. I think Rocky needs to add a category for endless moaning and whinging to tBLOG topics.
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You say, I say
10.12.03 (1:48 pm)




  1. Timeshare:: Padre
  2. Accounts:: joint
  3. Temptation:: Motown
  4. Hack:: tv
  5. Shadow:: knows
  6. Infection:: penicillin
  7. 800:: 900
  8. Infidelity:: hi-fidelity
  9. Springfield:: Illinois
  10. Gardener::tomato


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Aloha
10.10.03 (5:37 am)
Er, hasta la vista or something like that. Going down to Padre - probably won't be online 'til Monday. You guys behave while I am gone!
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Hello? Do you Deliver?
10.09.03 (8:30 pm)
I HATE PIZZA Blah Blah.

All we wanted was a pizza. The first pizza place I call sent me on a wild goose chase through three of their franchises and then to a help line that sent me back to the original number I called. Guess what, they still don't deliver to us.

Called another Pizza Blah Blah's. Was immediately informed that people really don't deliver to my area. First of all my area is an upscale yuppie neighborhood and second they delivered here last fucking week. So, guess what my lazy ass had for supper? Assorted nuts, jello pudding and some pretzels. BF ate whatever was left in the fridge.

Have you ever been so frustrated you wanted to punch a hole in the wall, with someone's head?
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